What to Expect When Your Satirical Stock Photo-Based Website Administrator is Expecting
Hello, it is I, the anthropomorphic white couch that runs this Tumblr. As some of you know, I am expecting a baby soon. During a major life-changing event such as childbirth, it is perfectly natural to wonder how these changes will affect you, the satirical website consumer.
Will I experience a change or delay in service?
Although the baby will most likely fly out of my uterus on a dazzling and uncomplicated white unicorn, you may notice a slight decrease in post frequency. This is because magic unicorn sparkle often interferes with major broadband signals.
What are we supposed to do in the meantime?
Get a copy of “Parenting is Easy!” which features 85% new and never before seen content, captions, and written features.
Visit us on Facebook, which allows users to post directly to the page. Or follow @liketheyknowus on Twitter.
Keep submitting photos/captions. Once my swollen zombie fingers regain the ability to mash the correct keys on the keyboard, I will repost them.
Revisit all of your favorite old posts while listening to “Glory Days” and sitting on the floor in your basement.
If you find you are still having trouble accessing new content on It’s Like They Know Us, try turning your computer off and on again continuously for 2-3 weeks until the problem is resolved.
Thank you.
PS. Companies that makes baby products - please send me a bunch of free swag. In exchange, I will not make fun of your advertising. Or I will, depending on how you view publicity.
