Your mother is a Potato Prostitute from Idaho

[chemkitt]

[phantasmald]

i almost scrolled away almost

[doomwhathouwilt]

[mothdad]

a godless heathen potato sounds pretty funny to me.

[rainbowdrymouth3]

Those damn Potatoes how dare they not be christian potatoes, how am I going to be able to slay them now and put them in my roast and be able to consume the body of Christ unto me

[stuffonscoutshead]

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[seawolph]

[superwhohannilockpotterpasta]

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

[tim-will-eat-yo-deactivated2019]

fucking exactly

[rainbowdrymouth3]

So much respect!

[itdoesabitthough]

[bromancing-the-stone-deactivate]

This is beautiful

[rainbowdrymouth3]

This right here!

[rainbowdrymouth3]

One day there was a Horse and a Pegasus and they made love on a rainbow and that is how the Unicorn was born.

[rainbowdrymouth3]

Potatoes on Maury are from the state of Idaho...

[bruce-greenwood]

parents gone for the night

you know what that means

*lets in stray cats*

party time

[sadspockpanda]

[rainbowdrymouth3]

My mouth is like a rainbow a variety of colorful words come out of it.

[khadiya]

[rainbowdrymouth3]

Yes

[designitarian-blog]

[rainbowdrymouth3]

Haha cutiest thing ever :)

[rainbowdrymouth3]

A My little Pony gettin her drank on bitches

[operationmoonmouth-deactivated2]

It must be real.

[rainbowdrymouth3]

Ha ha pretty much how it is motorists stop being aholes about us bike rider's

[rainbowdrymouth3]

A My little Pony drinking some coffee bitches

[rainbowdrymouth3]

Hollywood Undead - Everywhere I Go with Lyrics (Uncensored) (by N0T0RI0US519)

[rainbowdrymouth3]

Cyanide & Happiness - The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere (by ExplosmEntertainment)