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[librarianoftheclayr]

I was tagged by unidentifiedmess

I've done one of these fairly recently, so I won't do my own questions

1. Try and type the name/brand of the first thing you see

Erm... tankini? Sainsburys? (I'm confused as to why you put 'try' because it's not a particularly difficult task)

2. Would you rather have a snake as a tongue or lobster claws as hands and why?

A snake as a tongue, I think, because lobster claws would just be really awkward to do anything with, and if we as humans lose our opposable thumbs - the things that allow us to use tools, which is mostly what makes us human - then are we really human at all?

3. Favourite memory?

Aaarrrggghhhh, I don't know! I have amazing friends and a family I don't loathe most of the time, so I have a ton of brilliant memories! Erm... possibly going on holiday with my family to Northumberland and bodyboarding, possibly when I went out with my closest friends after results day in year 11, possibly one of the many Scout camps I've been on... I really don't know!

4. What do you want to be doing in one year?

Well, I'll've hopefully got into uni (Oxford or Edinburgh, I don't mind as long as I've got into one) (although Oxford would be amazing) so working during the uni holidays, I think!

5. What is your main life goal?

I know this sounds cheesy, but to help as many people as I possibly can as a doctor or a friend or a philanthropist or anything. I would say to find a cure for epilepsy, but I'm planning on being a hospital doctor rather than a research doctor.

6. Do you love Les Miserables?

HELLS YEAH

7. Most embarrassing thing to happen to you?

Probably when I was in year 6 and the school was locked but I was trying to get in so I rattled the door and some sort of alarm went off. I'm not completely sure whether it was related to me or not, but if it was me then it was pretty embarrassing.

8. Favourite game?

I like chess, and Assassin's Creed, and Articulate, and Portal. I'm not sure whether you mean a video game or a board game, but I've given you a few options :)

9. Favourite artist and one song by them that you love?

Lucy Ward - The Two Sisters

10. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Teleportation or shapeshifting. One of the two.

11. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No, I don't. I believe in seeing someone, going up to them, having a chat to see if they're actually interesting, and then maybe having a crush. But love at first sight would just be love based on looks or pheromones, and I don't think that's love. I guess I look at things too scientifically to believe in it.

[librarianoftheclayr]

I was tagged by: 

http://darling-fetch-me-the-battle-axe.tumblr.com/ 

The rules:

Rule 1:

Always post the rules.

Rule 2:

Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3:

Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.

Rule 4:

Let them know you've tagged them

1. How do you say hello to your friends? 

I don't, really, I just walk up to them and join in the conversation they're having. We see each other so much (at school, mostly) that there's not much point in hellos. Maybe just 'hey'.

2. Where are you from?

England. Right in the middle of England. I live in the same house I've lived in all my life.

3. Pirates or ninjas? 

PIRATES. Always pirates. I love the sea, and the outfits, and the crazy stunts.

4. Favourite youtuber?

Erm... maybe nerimon, maybe littleradge, maybe the vlogbrothers, maybe vihart. I don't know, there's so many good ones!

5. What’s the last book you finished?

The last new book I finished was Clockwork Princess, by Cassandra Clare, but I've just finished rereading City of Fallen Angels (also by Cassandra Clare) because there's such an adorable crossing-over of characters from CP to CoFA, and I had to reread it to understand some little hints, and... yeah. I'll shut up now.

6. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What even is a woodchuck? I've never understood that tongue twister. But I'm going to say not very much.

7.  Paste the last thing you have copied.

http://darling-fetch-me-the-battle-axe.tumblr.com/ (to fill in the beginning of this thingy!) 

8.  Do you write?

HAHAHAHAno. I don't have the imagination. I like editing, though - picking plot holes and correcting grammar in my friend's work is one of my favourite pastimes.

9.  Honestly, how much time do you spend on tumblr daily?

Too much. Especially since exams are coming up and I ought to be revising.

10. What languages do you speak?

English (obviously), as much Spanish as I can remember from GCSE (which is not very much), enough German to say "what's your name?", "do you speak English?" and "can I take my blazer off, please?", and Circular Gallifreyan. Although I don't speak that one, I write it.

11. How do you say goodbye to your friends? 

Depends how long it is until I'll see them again. If it's at the end of the school day, I'll just say bye, but if I won't see them for a while then I'll give them a nice long hug.

  Now for my questions:

1. How much do you read?

2. If you could choose to be immortal, would you? Why/why not?

3. Who's your favourite character? (From any book/film/TV show)

4. What mythical creature would you want as a pet?

5. Do you believe that humanity is good or evil?

6. What team?

7. Books or films? What about films of books? What about books of films?

8. How many siblings do you have?

9. Are wasps actually good for anything?

10. Do you still sleep with a cuddly toy?

11. Why did you go to all the trouble of answering these questions?