#unitc223ofstrex

[thethespacecoyote]

One of the kids curses and all the Alphas are terrified because they've all been cursing around the kids without Rhys knowing and they're waiting for the kid to sell one of them out when Rhys asks where they learned that word.

oh my god, yeah, all of the alphas are nervous as hell because rhys is on the warpath, not happy with his kids swearing and trying to figure out which one of them did it 

[nevvtscannander-blog]

Imagine how different the movie would have been if it had been told from Percival's point of view with Grindelwald impersonating Newt.

Honestly that would be incredibly funny and I would pay to see it.

But there would be one extremely pissed of Theseus Scamander to deal with.

Also a very upset Newt Scamander when and if he is found.

[das-uberchicken]

Ok, but Jack's sneakers don't have laces? Rhys can't tie a tie and Jack can't tie his shoes?

Cyrus and Jaxen are fucked. Its not until Jack is kneeling down by Cyrus’s feet trying to tie his shoe is when he realizes he dosnt know how

[thethespacecoyote]

Jack refuses a deal and pisses off an executive at another company. To show there's no hard feelings, they give the kids a gift: toy instruments.

they give them all plastic kazoos and jack doesnt sleep for like 3 days because he also feels like if he gets mad and takes them away the kids will cry 

[thethespacecoyote]

They come home and the kids are all gathered around a board game and wearing paper hats and wielding paper swords. Jack's kid excitedly tells them how he fought and killed a bunch of bandits and then rolled a bad number so he fell off his horse and got hurt.

omgg them all roleplaying together and doing dumb fantasy things is adorable 

i bet they would all badger rhys into playing. he can be the robot prince!

[thethespacecoyote]

The amount of chocolate in the kids' milk depends on who's making it. Jack and Whilhelm use way too much. Axton and Tim use way too little. Only Vaughn and Hugo can make it just right.

jack probably tries to use a ton of fancy-ass semisweet chocolate that the kids like but its too much sometimes haha. tim and axtons are basically like too milky

i also like to think rhys makes a good hot cocoa :3

[thethespacecoyote]

When all the Alphas want Rhys at he same time he figures out who will go first in the only acceptable way: Alpha mud wrestling.

rhys already gets off through watching hahah

[nevvtscannander-blog]

💐 (A sunflower)

Newt gave a curious look at the sunflower that was put right in front of him. He tilted his head to the side a bit and hummed before reaching out and taking it.

“To what do I owe the pleasure of getting a sunflower?”