#universal posts stupid stuff

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I just realized that my favorite turtleneck has an accidental ace pride flag in its design and I feel unreasonably happy now.

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I talk a lot of smack for someone who gets startled by toast popping and toilets flushing.

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So today I was playing a board game with my friends and somehow we got the idea to start substituting “waffle” for profanities when talking to each other.

Results: complete, unadulterated hilarity.

“What the waffle are you talking about?”

“Well, come on! Just turn the waffling thing on!”

“Motherwaffler!”

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Them: There's no “I” in “team.” Me: Yeah, but there are i's in "introvert," "solitude," and "liberty." Coincidence? I think not!

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I want to do a scene in a modern-day witches book where some sexist scumbag tells the woman to make him a sandwich. In response, she gets out her wand, says a spell, and poof! She transforms him into a sandwich.

To the startled people around her, she says, “Well, that’s what he asked for, wasn’t it?”

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Nothing is impossible if the Raider’s March is playing in the background!!

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I can’t take the word “shenanigans” seriously.