#asexual funny

[local-kneecap-dealer]

Me, an aromantic asexual, trying to write a romantic scene:

They kissed...

Passionately.

[wybielune]

Me as a child having noticed that others the same sex as me are attractive: Parent, am I bi?

Parent: Well, would you have sex with someone the same gender as you?

Me: No!

Parent: Well then you're straight.

ME 30 SOMETHING YEARS LATER: Realises that I'm asexual, but that there are still attractive people in both sexes, therefor leaving me in the same position as before.

Me: So am I hetero or biromantic?

[ledollarbeanstore]

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[clanoffelidae]

[ainosukes-sadism]

You: Bi/ace solidarity

Me, an intellectual: All or nothing solidarity

[chaosbutmakeitgay]

Sexual attraction (derogatory)

- me, an ace

[ebullience42]

Can some wonderful ace/aro person please clarify to me that asexual means not feeling sexual attraction but it’s perfectly valid to be ace and also occasionally want to engage in sexual behaviours? Because that’s the only thing stopping me from realising I’m asexual

Disclaimer that you’re valid af if you’re sex repulsed or not and I love you

[gettingbraver2]

Ignorant person: you’re asexual?!? Haha doesn’t that mean you’re a plant??

Asexual just not caring anymore: I am groot!