Following a dive Peter Potamus had with the youngish son of a local chieftain somewhere in Polynesia Uncharted
CHIEFTAIN'S SON, with some juvenile excitement: Believe you me, wasn't that an interesting dive we just had?
PETER POTAMUS, getting to the point: When you're a hippo like myself, diving just comes naturally ... and even if we may look rather clumsy on land, in the water, though, we can be rather graceful and elegant! Not quite underwater ballet, but still, it can feel rather exhilarating, that freedom of release in sensing the beauty of the underwater world!
CHIEFTAIN'S SON: And wasn't it rather interesting when those dolphins joined us in the dive as they did, and how that one dolphin stroked you affectionately on the neck!
PETER POTAMUS: And how she responded to my touch, almost as if she was like a close sister I never quite knew!
CHIEFTAIN'S SON: And speaking of close sisters, did you meet the one I happen to have?
PETER POTAMUS: Now that you mention it, she was the one who applied coconut oil on my back last night ... and boy, did that coconut oil feel so wonderful, and then some! So wonderful, in fact, I had a rather sudden wet dream on the bed!
CHIEFTAIN'S SON: She's pretty handy with the coconut oil, don't you know ...
PETER POTAMUS: And would that I were able to dive with her, not to mention spend the night as well!
CHIEFTAIN'S SON: That could be arranged ...