♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ 𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐀 was far from being a jealous woman at all. She wasn't who she used to be. She had complete confidence in her wife and knew she wasn't that foolish to ruin their marriage.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ 𝐒𝐇𝐄 didn't mind that her wife was incredibly friendly, and energetic, and didn't have a single active brain cell in her head at all. She knew you had your eyes on her and her alone.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ 𝐁𝐔𝐓 there are moments when she has to clear her throat or pull your sleeve a bit when someone has been talking to you for too long or becomes quite touchy with you. Of course, you have paid no attention to that. Considering you were quite an airhead to people’s ways of flirting.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ 𝐈𝐓 was a quiet day in the Seireitei when you received the news that your best friend Gojo Satoru was visiting after being away for a year. You were so excited that you ran to your wife's office and laughed loudly with the envelop in your hand.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ "𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐔! My sweet wife! I have really good news!" You barged into her office with an open envelope in your hand. Unohana smiled softly before pressing her finger on her lips in a discreet manner. She could sense you a mile away because of your distinctive laugh, not to mention the fact that you strike very hard when you're excited. Every time she sees you, she must keep you calm. Because of your lack of awareness, you didn't know you spoke loudly until everyone was able to hear you and your conversations.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 you told her that Gojo was coming her smile remained, but attitude changed within a quick second. To be honest, she wasn't fond of Gojo. But she didn't hate the guy! She couldn't stand his arrogance + childlike behavior when he showed up. Not to mention the fact that whenever he comes, the first thing he does is leap into your arms and give your cheek a kiss. Friendly or not, she dislikes it.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ "𝐌𝐑. Satoru? I look forward to seeing him also." She covered her aggravated expression with a smile. "Do you want me to make him dinner?" She spoke a bit sarcastically. She was happy to know that he was still alive and well but was unhappy at the fact . . . he was still alive and well. "Sure! Don’t forget to put tons of meat in it!" You kissed her cheek and ran out of the office. Unohana couldn’t help but deadpan at your clueless behavior. But you were her wife, and there was nothing she could do to change that.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 the rest of the day you spoke about Gojo and how much fun you would have with him when he arrived. After mentioning his name for a third time, Unohana could no longer listen to you.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 completing her duties as captain, she walked to her shared bedroom with you. . . only to see the devil himself, Gojo Satoru. When she saw the way his arm was wrapped around your shoulder, she wanted to rip it off with her bare hands. How dare he make himself at home before she could even arrive? But she kept her distance and greeted him with a smile.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ "𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 back Mr. Satoru. It's great to see you back." Unohana gave a handshake to the man with white hair and hung her captain's coat. "No need of formalities! You can just call me Gojo!" He waved his hand around while the other one continued to rest on your shoulder. "Retsu! Come sit with us, we are playing this game that Gojo brought!" You patted the seat next to you. "Give me a minute dear, I must go change." She pointed her forefinger at you and vanished in the next room. Once she closes the door, her smile fades completely, once Gojo is gone, she's going to have an incredibly long talk with you.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 the rest of the night Unohana put the same smile on her face to prevent herself from tearing Gojo to pieces.
♡ 𓈒 𓈒 ୨୧ "𝐒𝐄𝐄 you you later, Gojo!" You put your hands around your mouth and waved to your best friend who waved. "See you later N/n! I’ll come back soon!" He returned the gestured and disappeared into the night. Unohana breathed relief and began to clean up the mess you made. You frowned at your wife as she seemed agitated about something, you never saw her upset. "The words you said made Unohana stop in his tracks. "What have you sorry about, dear?" She laid the bowls on the table and sat down beside you, the sad look on your face made her heart ache. What were you apologizing for? She was never mad at you.
"I never knew Gojo bothered you." You scratched the back of your head, throughout the day you sensed a change in his mood, and you assume it was because of Gojo. "Oh . . . He wasn't bothering me at all. I was just being jealous again." She fondles your cheek to lighten up your saddened mood. She never liked to see you sad, especially when it was her fault. "No, if you felt like he was doing something to make you act like this, then I would speak to him." You played with your hands, ensuring that your wife being comfortable was more important than Gojo. "Ah really? I really appreciate that darling. I love you." She leaned forward and pressed her cold lips on yours. "I love you too! If something irritating you then you can always talk to me!" You gave her a cheeky smile and tackled her face with multiple kisses. Maybe you did have a few active brain cells up there.
