I watched the Clifford remake trailer recently, and I literally started weeping, I'm not even kidding. I have since had time to process my feelings. Here they are.
Emily Elizabeth is bullied. Okay, sure, I guess...and she has no parents now? WHY???? Just once, I would like a family movie that has some sweet, supportive, living pair of parents, please.
Clifford looks BIZZARE. To clarify: the red color just does not work in live action. In the cartoon, making him red makes plenty of sense, because it's a cartoon. All of Clifford's dog friends were weird colors too: one was yellow, one was lilac, and one was blue. In the trailer, the big red dog looks painfully out of place, his fur looking like it's been dipped in ketchup, his empty, big eyes.
They had to spell out the fact that Clifford grows because Emily Elizabeth loves him. It's called SUBTEXT, folks! Show don't tell! Kids aren't stupid!
Clifford already has a movie. It's called Clifford's Big Movie, and I remember enjoying it very much. It had some earwormy songs that live in some corner of my brain even now. Also, it has the same voice cast as the cartoon. Another reason why this movie is pointless.
If one has to do a Clifford remake, why not make it 3d animated? The red wouldn't look off then, and it could be very charming.
I know why not: because the studio is trying to get people like me to see it, and they think live action is more "adult." I would like some of my childhood favorite NOT bastardized for nostalgia, thank you. Imagine a Curious George remake... (Shudder)