#until dawn ps3

[gabiisfield]

we were also robbed of those trophies. Sam, Ash and Josh would be the holy trinity

[m1ssingirl]

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Until Dawn PS3 Alpha Beta (2012)

“You guys are such DICKS! Are you really THAT UPSET with me and Michael that you want to ruin our fun? Huh?!”

[confoundedluna]

got that until dawn ps3 version quote list for y'all Finally

it is Just as stupid and ridiculous as the final version and it deserves appreciation too - this post might be longer than the other actually since this version has more chapters, we shall see, and the characters seem to talk to themselves a lot, plus I want to call out More of the dialogue since it's lesser known overall compared to the final game

again, please note these aren't in any particular order, I think they're Mostly chronological per character, I just type them as they come up in the videos and the videos are a bit odd in the way the chapters play out (one video is like. chapters 1, 4 and 5, another is 1, 6 and 7, it's just too awkward to be flipping between videos to watch everything in full order), since a lot are incomplete or need multiple builds to showcase everything they can, but I put together a playlist that was Mostly the order the chapters should be in, including different versions of each chapter in case anything changed across the different builds that I might want to take note of

also please note that some of these i typed based off how the subtitles are written and some off of how the lines are delivered - some of them switch the word order or use like a shortened version of a word or whatever, some lines have dialogue that isn't properly subtitled or has an automated voice reading them rather than an actual actor's delivery, I'm sorry if it's inconsistent but that's just how it's gonna be, i might not notice which version of the quote I used but it's basically the same thing so deal with it lmao

and like last time, let me know if i missed or skipped anything you think should be on this list! I tried to be a bit conservative with how many lines I used and go for just the funniest stand out ones or the ones that carried over, either fully or partially, to the finished game

okay enough disclaimers and apologies and shit, on to the quotes!

CHRIS

(SAM: I thought you were dead!) Well that's a fine thing to say to someone.

Wow. Safety. My mind is blown.

A-ha! And here we have the mysterious graphite spray.

It is believed that seances derive their mystical power by channeling the kinetic energy created by nude bodies... gathered as offerings to the occult, particularly those of young, teenage women. Ghosts are typically not concerned with the nude bodies of pasty young men, so if there are any ladies present, would you please remove your shirts and pants-

I'm beginning to think our friendly ghost is dyslexic.

This isn't a video game, Ash! Not everything's a clue!

There's a place in France where the ladies don't wear pants... (ASHLEY: Oh my god, how old are you?)

(ASHLEY: Look at this! Isaiah 11:6!) Is that a baseball thing? Like the signs at games? (ASHLEY: Uh, no, Chris, it's a Bible thing. You know, like a verse?) Oh, that's what those are. We should read it, right? The baseball Bible thing?

(ASHLEY: Look at this lectern, there's all sorts of animals on it.) It's like Noah's ark. Or that channel with all the animals on it.

(ASHLEY: Yep, it's all here. Fire and brimstone.) Blah blah blah, obey all my commands, blah blah blah, kill all your sons and daughters! (ASHLEY: What Bible did you read?) The cool one, duh!

Hey, I got it! See how this rotates? We could line up the animals like it says in the verse! (ASHLEY: Maybe all those hours in Sunday school paid off.) Absolutely. Not.

This just got totally Indiana Jones on us...

I know the human body has a surprising amount of blood in it, but damn.

Someone's been hunting. Guess they don't need a freezer out here.

Alright, handles all around I guess...

Holy shitballs.

I gotta say, this is not the most sensible thing I've ever done in my life.

Maybe we can find the book that the page belongs to. And find the jerk who ripped it out.

(ASHLEY: What is this, chemistry class?) I don't know about you, Ash, but I always like to leave my dangerous chemicals in a food preparation area.

Phew! See, look at that, nothing out there but the wind. (STRANGER: Sometimes the wind is not to be trusted.) Yeah well you would say that wouldn't you...

Do we just seem like slabs of meat to them? Like in old cartoons when one guy would be starving and the other guy would suddenly turn into a T-Bone steak? (STRANGER: Your thoughts wander uncomfortably far for someone walking through the dark in the W's territory…) Well that's precisely why I'd rather think about cartoons...

Brrr it's so cold out here... I guess it's better being cold than dead... though if I get any colder I might wish I was dead...

No more psychos and saw blades and crazy TV rooms and weird skinny monsters and no more snow and no more screaming hunter dudes.

(ASHLEY: How are you holding up, Chris...?) Miraculously. I mean, I'll probably collapse the second I start to think about anything that's been going on. (SAM: Then don't think about it.)

Ash... Even if Jess was down there I don't think it would be a good idea for us to climb into a mysterious hole in the wall...

We just want to get through this. Together, Ash...

ASHLEY

(SAM: Do you think Em is gonna say something about all this?) Knowing Em... she's gonna say plenty...

I tried to join chess club but I wasn't cool enough.

Cannibalism?! Who would buy a book like that? Who would even write a book on cannibalism? (CHRIS: A cannibal...?)

I don't care what it is- why does he keep doing this to us?!

This is our fault... we can't save him, it's our fault!

Not cool. Not cool.

Where does an elevator even go down here?

Bats... I mean, how in the heck are bats down here?

'A week in the mountains' he said, 'we'll get drunk, it'll be fun'...

Ohhh, I hate creepy noises!

They're crazy if they think they're going to find Josh and the stupid key... (SAM: Emily seemed to think she had a pretty good idea of where to look...) Yeah but she's Emily, Sam! When does she ever do anything that isn't some sort of weird selfish game- (SAM: Em seemed pretty shaken up, Ash, she's just trying to help-) She's trying to get us killed. We're all going to die up here. All of us.

(SAM: Just keep going, Ash, just keep going. It's right ahead of us.) It so does not feel like it's right ahead of us.

You've seen Mike with a gun, he seems pretty confident...

Well Sam, there doesn't gotta be another way- I mean we can hope there's another way...

(SAM: Pull it open!) I'm trying! What are you doing?! Don't hurt yourself not helping!

SAM

Ah-yep... limbs are still working.

Bim bam boom! There, fixed it for you.

That was hellacious.

She's usually pretty cool. Seems more like she's nursing a massive crush. (CHRIS: You mean Mike?) Ummm... yeah? Come on, she's sitting out there like a little lost puppy waiting for him.

Is she really being that big of a bitch to him?

(CHRIS: Wicked Witch of the West.) Right? I wish someone would drop a house on her. (CHRIS: That was the Wicked Witch of the East.) Did you seriously just correct me on that?

I can't believe Emily is hooking up with Matt. Didn't really expect her to go full meathead after breaking up with Michael.

Hey, did you get the sense that Jess and Mike are gonna have a uh... 'political summit' on this trip...?

Josh... having a little trouble getting the key into the hole?

(JOSH: I know Sam... I'm sorry... my fingers feel like they're gonna break off...) Do you want me to warm your fingers up so you can get the lock open?

Hello...? Hey guys, is that you? What are you guys doing? Being creepy...?

Hey?! I'm getting a little creeped out here fellas...

Someone help me, I'm stuck in here with a maniac!

I guess Josh needs kind of like a 'time-out' after what he did to us, but...

Okay. That does it. Door is locked. Nothing in or out.

Are you crazy? Or just stupid? You go out there and you're dead. In here we can at least wait- (MIKE: Until what? Come on, Sam.) Until dawn.

(EMILY: How did you find us?) You were making a total ruckus. Emily, I'm not sure you got the memo about the stealth mission.

Perfect. A giant hole.

(EMILY: Be careful...) As opposed to...?

(EMILY: You having a good time up there, Sam?) It's a god damn party.

Don't scream- don't scream- don't scream- (EMILY: I can't help it, I can't-)

Empty. Could have been one of us in there...

Okay Mister Elevator, let's see what we're working with here...

Wow. Now that's more like it. This is baaaaaadass.

Come on already, where is that fricking code?

Come on girl. You'd look good with that in your hands. Don't be shy.

Hey... bout time I found the Big Boy firepower.

I am so done with this place.

Get me outta here. Gotta find the cable car.

Get me out of here. Just get me to the first floor.

I just want to be on the ground, not up here.

Stairs? Ladder? Elevator? Escalator? Just need to get down to the ground floor.

I need out. Find my way to the cable car.

Gotta find the ground floor.

You guys look starved. Let me just fire up the grill.

MIKE

All ye who enter must pay the toll! Take off your pants!

(CHRIS: Maybe I can get a signal long enough to download a manual for one of these things.) ...Nerd alert, amirite?

(CHRIS: Nature calls.) Did you give her my number?

You throw like a- (JESS: Don't say it!) Was just gonna say you throw like a- (JESS: Don't!) ...throw like a beautiful, enchanting woman!

Awww! That's one to show the grandkids, right? (JESS: Don't get ahead of yourself, mister.) I wouldn't dream of it.

You wanna hear a joke? (JESS: Sure! I love to laugh.) Okay. So, how many librarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (JESS: Dunno, how m-) Shhh!!! (JESS: Really? Ugh.)

(JESS: Goddamn batteries! Shake it, that usually helps! Awesome!) Shake-powered batteries? Who knew.

I wonder what's down there. Ah, I bet it's just a bunch of pickaxes and old cart tracks and miner bones and ghosts of miners, and miner curses and... Woah. Get a grip dude. Class President.

Look at that. (JESS: What're all those symbols?) I think they're ancient. (JESS: Ancient what?) Ancient symbols. (JESS: Such insight...)

I'm not super thrilled at the idea of bears hanging around and crashing our party.

Looks like the path is a little blocked up. (JESS: What do you mean?) Well, it's got all this... tree in the way.

Where'd you go? Jessica? You've got at least five good minutes left until I bring out the waterworks.

This looks like the work of a bear. I do not like the way bears work.

Jess, hon? I promise I totally won't murder you when I find you. Maybe just a little.

So cold out here, but I'm sweating! Is that normal?

(JESS: You're trying to just freak me out, aren't you?) What? Why? (JESS: To get in my pants.) Yes, I would like to scare the pants off you.

So... One time I jumped over a crazy deep ravine on my bike. All the kids from the neighbourhood came out. Some local news too. Everyone thought I wasn't going to make it. (JESS: But you did?) Nope. Totally died. Been dead six years now. (JESS: You're lying.) Am I, though? (JESS: ...yes? ... Right?) There's only one way to find out...!

We're all alone in here, babe. Just you and me... the Presidential suite. (JESS: Well, Mr President, the lights don't work. And I'm freezing!)

Someone really doesn't like things to stay in one piece around here. Why would someone tear this up?

My jaw's chiselled enough already, but still, it could be useful.

Well, I've found the killer bathtub. Jesus, what did I think would be in there?

Woah. Check out the crazy sex book they have up here.

What is this? Ms. Dunkle's tenth grade science project?

Well, we're here now, so we might as well make use of the amenities. (JESS: Like the bed?) Yeah, I'm thinking mostly the bed.

Alright, madame, is there anything else that you require, or shall I retire to my quarters? (JESS: You're not going anywhere.) Madame requires additional services? (JESS: I can think of a few.)

Huh. Turns out our monster is just a broken branch. Guess it must have seen us and gotten jealous.

(JESS: Finally I have your attention.) The Vice President is standing by. (JESS: Well, why don't you bring him into the Oval Office?) Let's sign this bill into law!

Gotta stay calm. Focused. Get out of this rotten pit.

Crap, what are you doing Mikey, what's wrong with you... this asshole killed Jess... he should pay for that... but nobody's gonna pay for anything unless you get out of here in one piece, buddy...

Stay cool, Mikey. Stay cool.

(groans) Unngh… Either I'm getting weaker or doors are getting heavier…

Come on Sir Mike. Don't be such a wimp. Think about Jessica.

He could be waiting for me… it would be wise for me to tread lightly in the lion's den.

Just stay on your guard Potus… Stay alert…

Let's go, Mikey, let's go.

Gravity's my co-pilot on this one.

Aww… god… smells like something died in here, came back to life, ate its own corpse and then threw it all up…

Well well well. Here we are again. Sometimes wandering around in circles ain't so bad.

This is the creepiest rehearsal space I've ever seen.

Alright, keep your head Mr. President. Calm under pressure…

Ah great, another scenic wing of 'le castle de dilapitacion'.

Alright… look at that. Now we're getting somewhere. Don't know where, but somewhere.

Births and deaths, 1905. Some light bedtime reading for when we get through this.

Man, I can't even skip lunch without becoming a hungry monster, how did these guys feel over 23 days. Wait, no, i don't want to think about it.

Hey! Proper old school photo. Ain't that many left that roll with this kind of geddup anymore.

Chris was killed right in front of us, Jack the monster hunter was torn to pieces and now we're just waiting around like sitting ducks? No. We have to get off the mountain. Now.

Boom! For the win.

(EMILY: Ugh. I hate this place.) Admittedly, they have let it go... (EMILY: Yeah, they haven't dusted in years down here...)

Ah, seems like patient number four was suffering from a bout of being too extraordinary.

I'll tell you what. If the patients weren't completely nuts when they checked in, this place would drive them crazy.

(EMILY: Alright, so how are we gonna get out of here?) Scream and cry like girls?

Pe-culiar? That's actually like a for real medical term? Must have been Charlie Cheswick's records.

I wonder how far your gums have to recede before they start measuring them. If I'm reading this right, this guy must have looked like a dollar store Halloween mask. Wouldn't want to meet these chompers in a dark alley. Or terrifying sanitorium.

If wishes were horses beggars would be cowboys. (CHRIS: Woah. You did not just say that.) That guy Jack had some pretty catchy phrases don't you think?

EMILY

(CHRIS: We just saw Jessica, down by the cable car.) Ugh. Any more perfume on that B and you'd think she was a bachelorette party.

My lips are already so chapped. (MATT: I can kiss them and make them better.) In your dreams Loverboy.

Oh my god, are you gonna swallow his face whole? We're all here! How much more of your crap can we take?

Listen you little slut, maybe because I am not on crack I can see what you're doing.

I don't have to spy when clearly you're showing off with your tongue halfway down his throat.

(JESS: You heard what I said.) Why don't you say it again to my face you bitch?

You do whatever you want. If there's a crazy murderer running around then I'm going to get the hell out of here. (MATT: Maybe he's right, Em-) Do you want me to go out there all alone, Matt? Because I will.

We'll take the cable car to go get help, dummy. Come on.

This is totally crazy Matt. This is totally crazy. My head is spinning.

Ugh. It's freezing out here. I did not pack for this.

I wish Chris and Ashley were more helpful. (MATT: Em, you hardly gave them a chance-) You know, I'm just trying to help the situation.

I just can't believe it's happened again! I mean like, is this family cursed? (MATT: Yeah the whole mountain feels cursed.)

Okay, you done good Matt. Took you a while, but you done good.

Look, if you're not gonna call for help, then maybe you should at least get some tunes going for us to listen to while we sit here and freeze to death can you please just get the radio working Matt oh my god oh my god!

Oh my God, stop talking like you're in a movie. Are you pushing the right button? Is there even a signal?

Wow. These clothes are all torn up. And I don't think it's because they were ripped off the sale rack in a shopping spree…

Ugh. Why do these machines always have to be so complicated?!

Ahhh! Jesus… them's the brakes.

Oh come on batteries… stick with me just a little longer…

Ugh… are those… bite marks on the bones? As in like… eating marks?

This is hell. That's all there is to it. Hell. I fell into hell and there are devils wandering around who will poke me with their forks.

Okay, keep quiet, Em. Put a lid on it. Don't want to attract attention...

Juuuust stay quiet... What would Princess Emilia do? I'll tell you what she'd do: she would stay quiet. Shhhh.

Wow. Good thing I checked my claustrophobia at the door. This is gonna be tight. I guess it's either through this little hole or turn around and face Mr Sunshine out there. Hmm. Excellent options!

I gotta try it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right Miss A-student beauty queen and all around hottie?

Bingo! Done. Voila. QED. Hee haw. Locked and loaded. That is how we roll. You go girl. Aaaaannnnd... Cut it. Print it. Saved. Vamos!

Top...! It's the top! Mine top... tip top top of the mine...! No more shaft just... this place! I'm out of the mine! ...Back to the lodge! Back to the fires and warmth and friends! Oh little lodge, I missed you so much... how do I get out of here?

(MIKE: You locking us in?) I'm locking the baddies out. Can't be too careful. (MIKE: Glad you're sure the baddies are out there and not in here.) Feels good to lock a door...

(MIKE: Wow. I guess I totalled the place huh?) Mikey had a tantrum? (MIKE: When I commit to something, I like to do a thorough job.) Hmmmm. Don't remember you making heaven and earth move for me... (MIKE: Hey. Don't say that...) I'm kidding... You did okay... (MIKE: ...that's better...) ...considering the tool you have to work with... (MIKE: Easy! Easy!)

This whole wing just feels like it was for the real head cases. Right? Like the lost causes. (MIKE: Yeah. It's got a really pleasant vibe in here. Let's keep moving.)

Ew. Ew! His gums were receding?! Didn't he floss?! Some people just do not understand the importance of dental hygiene.

One order of W pâté, comin' up!

Wow, Sam, you're really getting all Rambo on us.

(SAM: Look. The machinery. If we can get those metal containers in a row... we can get across.) You're kidding, right? On those rusty... rust buckets out there?

(SAM: You got it! It's working!) That's right, 'cause I'm the mecha-master! (SAM: Now if we get them lined up... We can just hop right across!) Already on it, Rambo. Or should I say... Sam-bo. (SAM: Ah... no... I don't think you should say that.)

An elevator...! Probably broken. Why is everything on this goddamned mountain falling apart!

(SAM: Looks like we've got find a way across.) Score one for Captain Obvious.

(SAM: We've got one shot to get out of here and we can't screw it up.) Right back at ya, lady.

JESSICA

(CHRIS: What's Mike doing?) He's getting all of our stuff to the lodge. Nails. Just had 'em done.

(SAM: We can help you with the stuff.) Oh that's so nice! But... I kinda like it when Mike does it.

Ugh, finally we're out of that stupid wind. I was freezing my buns off out there. (MIKE: I can help you with those if you like...!)

(MATT: Come on Em, relax.) No, it's not okay Matt. That bitch is on crack or something.

Whatever. I don't have time for jealous bitches.

Fine. Whatever. Anything to get away from that whore. (EMILY: Are you kidding me? I'm the whore?)

Ugh, you know, I can't believe Emily sometimes... why is she such a royal B? How could you have ever gone out with someone like that?

(MIKE: Exiled.) More like sex-iled.

Come on troops, move out.

I wonder if they have any room service up at the cabin. I could so use a triple grande mocha cappuccino right now.

You lit up my night... Now all we need are some fireworks later...

How bout some jams? (MIKE: Whatever puts you in the mood.) This one might be my favourite... Until their next one comes out, then that'll probably be my favourite. (MIKE: That's a really good way of thinking about it.) Thanks! ... ...what?

(MIKE: Josh seemed pretty happy to get rid of us back there, didn't he?) Michael! I had no idea you had such a gossipy side... Is this the politician in you? (MIKE: Politician nothing; the guy's a dick!) Hmm.

I keep having this great thought, but then I keep forgetting it.

Somebody's going to owe me a new outfit.

(MIKE: I didn't know Hannah wore glasses.) Yeah. Just when she wasn't around any cute boys.

I wonder if they deliver take out up here. I mean right here.

Ugh. My shoes are getting so moist.

I wonder what's going on back at the lodge. Everybody's probably doin' it.

Nature's kinda gross.

Is that Orion's belt or is he just happy to see me?

Hah! I'm totally going to tell everyone about your fear of birdies.

Stand back, Debbie downer.

Don't worry, I'll save Woodsgate for the next election.

(MIKE: Some of these planks are pretty rickety.) You know what else is rickety? (MIKE: What?) Your face is rickety. (MIKE: That's a really good one!) Thank you!

(MIKE: Watch your step, Jess.) You know what? You're worse than my mom. My mom!

Boom! Sting like a butterfly and float like a bee.

Wow, look at that old photo. (MIKE: Must be an old mining team.) Looks like they really knew how to... handle themselves. (MIKE: Sounds like you wish you could handle them.) Looks really old. I wonder if they're all dead now. Ugh! So creepy!

(MIKE: Probably faulty wiring or something.) You've got faulty wiring.

Unless you want to make out with an ice sculpture, I suggest you get a fire going. Pronto.

It's so cold in here right now my tongue would get stuck to your flagpole.

I'm cold, I'm bored, and I'm getting rapidly less horny. You want to hurry it up with the fire?

(MIKE: It's so dusty.) No maid service up here? What a rip.

Coldness generally isn't conducive to hotness, Michael... Woah. That sounded, like, deep.

While you were trying to find the right button to push, I found some de-light-ful candles that wonderfully spice up the place and light up all the nooks and crannies... Far more cosy and accommodating, don't you think?

I can't lose my phone, my parents are gonna kill me! (MIKE: You can always get a new one!) That's like my fourth one this year.

Just unfasten it! (MIKE: I can get it! I can get it!) Don't send a man to do a woman's job.

Oh. Those perverted assholes. Why can't they just leave us alone and let us have a perfectly nice time? God! What jerks! (MIKE: Hey, they're just trying to have a good time.) Yeah? Well, so are we!

You guys are such dicks! Are you really that upset with me and Michael that you want to ruin our fun? Huh? Well, guess what? You can't ruin it! Because Michael and I are gonna screw! That's right! We're gonna have sex! And it's gonna be hot! So enjoy it! 'Cause I know we're going to! Ugh.

MATT

Ohhhh! She just got Emily'd!

Wow. Someone had a good time in here.

Why would someone leave a picture of keys where the keys should be?

This place can't just be a huge death trap, right? Cable car can't be the only way in and out of this joint.

Josh had a lot of problems... I think he just wanted to be able to sort things out... and put this all behind us...

So the joke I learned, it's really good, it's about like, a dude, who's got a haircut like the moon, and-

Coyote? Bear? ... Why is that okay?

C'mon, Matt... You don't wanna die down here.

The hell is that… Jessica? (JESS: Matt? Jesus… So it got you too.) Yeah… You okay? (JESS: Hardly...) Let's get the hell out of this place. Look! There! (JESS: Light!) That's the cable car station!

Come on, man... nearly there... nearly there...

JOSH/THE PSYCHO

Come on, lock... My lockpick skills are a little rusty...

This is the most boring break-in ever. You haven't even broken in yet.

Hey! Grit bin! Nice work moving that over here!

Everything all right in there? (CHRIS: Yeah, I'm fine. It's really dirty. And a little freaky.) Sounds like my kind of date! (CHRIS: Offf course it does.)

Dude, come on! Let's open this jawn!

Ahh-hahaha! Dude are you okay? That lil' wolverine almost gave you a paper cut!

(SAM: Hey, those things are known to be vicious sometimes.) Vicious to lil' babies. Lil' Chrissy babies.

(SAM: Thank you Chris.) Thaaaank you Chriiiiis.

Yo! Explorers! You guys are gonna need the keys for the love shack!

As you can see, your friend Josh is now in quite an unfortunate situation. If you wish to see him dead, then do nothing and you may watch him die.

Second... clue... picture if you will... high atop a powdery mountain... the only place possible for a jacked up jock like Matthew to score a... 'big break'...

If you'll please now direct your attention towards the main attraction...

Not much time left before your friend is... perforated...

Congratulations! You've just bought yourself... more time... to watch your friend die...

My my my, didn't you do well! You fought the system and you've won. And what you've won is a prize! You're a lucky winner, come on down!

Well, that's the end, folks. I only wish it could have turned out differently, but, unfortunately, I'm still going to kill your friend because, hey - winners don't play by the rules!

Allow me to introduce myself, I am your host!

Oh, I had fun with them... and now I'll have fun with you... There's nothing wrong with having a little fun, is there?

Samantha, my darling, I don't think your friends are going to help you... I've already had a little fun with them...

Oh what a delight it was watching his life drain away. I wonder if watching yours will be just as fun.

(SAM: What do you want?) I just want a little fun, Sam... so why don't we... mix things up a little... You can have ten seconds to pretend like you're escaping... and then you're dead!

Go on, hide if you like... I know just where you are.

(CHRIS: What do you want from us?!) Well now, Mr Chris... I think you've got the answer right there in front of you.

Oh borrring... You think I didn't bulletproof my machinery?

(CHRIS: You're sick!) Heh heh heh... why thank you, kind sir... but the choice... is yours... play ball!

I'm sorry... so sorry... it's all my fault...

THE STRANGER

It would be wise for you to hear me out.

You seem to listen but not to hear.

You have no chance out there on your own- (CHRIS: I'll just have to take my chances.) Then I'll go with you. Alone would be suicide. (CHRIS: Yeah well you're so special.) I am... experienced.

You do not seem too concerned with saving the life of your friend.

(CHRIS: Have you done this before?) Have I foolishly attempted to free a dead man in the hopes of becoming one myself? (CHRIS: Uh...) You ask questions that are not very useful. (CHRIS: My teachers say the same thing. But yeah, so, have you?) This is not my first barbecue.

He who seeks avoidance finds out what he seeks to avoid. (CHRIS: That's... a really confusing saying.)

[wooldamenace]

Weed, slumber parties, and all you can eat pussy

(Samantha Giddings× Hannah Washington× Emily Davis)

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TAGS: LESBIAN SEX, ORAL SEX, CUNNILINGUS, SMUT, THREESOME, HANNAH WASHINGTON × SAMANTHA GIDDINGS × EMILY DAVIS

THIS IS BASED ON THE UNTIL DAWN BETA GAME THAT WAS ON THE PS3! The gameplay is on YouTube!

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Summary:

All Emily ever wanted was to have a sleepover, a really one. Like the ones in movies with the goofy montages, but to her luck, two horns friends, and a a few hits of a joint, this night will get even better

a.k.a.

Sam and Hannah are horny for Emily

THIS FIC IS BASED OFF THE UNTIL DAWN BETA GAME FOR THE PS3!! THEIRE PERSONALITIES AND APPEARANCES ARE BASED OFF OF THAT GAME. (The gameplay is free on youtube.

"Blankets, check! Snacks, check! Nail polish, checkity- check check!"

One thing Emily Davis will never admit to others is that she never, ever went to a slumber party. No wonders of painting eachother's nails, pillow fights, sneakily staying up past midnight, or giggling about crushes. You cam thank strict parents for taking that away from her. So Emily was going to set up her own slumber party while her dad and mom were out for the week with the only friends her parents trusted, Samantha Giddings and Hannah Washington. Plus they are the only ones that are free so it's a win- win.

Emily remembered how she obsessively prepped for tonight, she even did all the laundry in the house, even cleaned away the cobwebs in unreachable corners due to Hannah's immense fear is sipiders. She even made sure to get two pies due to the appetite she worked up by cleaning. She checked her phone again and again for a text from Sam or even Hannah for word on their arrival. Emily could barely sit still, poking her head to the window to see Sam's car.

As the breaks screech, Em books it to the from door.

"Hey! Sam, Hannah!" Emily's voice rings, all to happy.

Sam looks up with her trademark smirk on her face, her blonde hair framing her face as she were a prize painting waiting to be noticed.

"Hey, Ems..."

"Sam! Is Hannah here?"

As the words left her mouth Hannah had peeked her head out from behind Sam.

"Hey, thanks for inviting us." Hannah said while playing with the hems of her arm warmers.

As Emily welcomed her friends into the house, they slipped off their shoes at the entrance. The front shoe rack quickly filled with their footwear. On one side, Hannah's brand-new black Converse shoes sat proudly, still gleaming and untouched by dirt. Next to them, on the other side, were Samantha's old, well-worn red New Balance trainers, showing obvious signs of frequent use. The contrast between the fresh pair and the seasoned trainers illustrated the different personalities of the two girls.

"Sam, you need new shoes." Hannah sneered.

Emily gasped at the comment, shoes? Shopping? That's like her second favorite thing in the world right after her knowledge of obscure history facts.

"We should get you new shoes Sam! It's be so fun! We can get the in the morning? I'll drive!" Emily spoke excitedly as she walked along, her mind filled with thoughts of shopping. She imagined all the outfits she could try on and the great deals she might find. Her friend listened, but she knew that they would both be tired the next morning. They had stayed up late the night before, and her friend's eyes were already heavy with sleep. Despite this, Emily kept going, completely absorbed in her shopping plans. She couldn't help it; the idea of new clothes sparked her joy. Her enthusiasm overshadowed any concern about how late they would be out. For Emily, the excitement of shopping far outweighed her friends' blatant fatigue in the morning.

Hannah giggles and plopped onto the soft couch of the Davis' family roo,, her feet kicked up on the ottoman. Hannah's mismatched My Little Pony socks in the air.

Samantha shortly followed, sitting on the right side of Hannah, man-spreading and leaning back on the couch.

"Em, what's for dinner?" Hannah asked.

Sam responded, not resisting the urge to make a sex joke, "Me duh, but I'd consider myself more of a dessert course than anything else."

"Sam, wouldn't the be cannibalism?" Emily giggled.

"What? N-no...Emily..." Hannah sighed and scratched at her grown out buzz cut.

"What?" Emily asked absently while toying with the drawstring of her pajama pants, the lace of her underwear poking out as if to day "hi" which didn't go unnoticed by Samantha.

"We should order pizza!" Hannah suggests

"And wings!" Samantha exclaimed

"Eugh no, I hate Vino's wings they're ass." Hannah barked back.

"How about just pizza, one pie is okay, right?" Emily suggested already typing in the number to Vino's Pizza.

As the pizza is getting ordered Sam raised en eyebrow at Hannah, poking her side. Hannah rolls here eyes and hands Sam a plastic bag and with that Samantha pumps her fis the the air with a sense of celebration.

As Emily hangs up she sees Sam rolling a joint.

"Really? Guys. Do that outside. My parents will freak."

"But Emmm..." Hannah whines out as she hands Samantha her lighter

"Yeah Emily? Come on, just one joint? It's not even a blunt. It's barely a joint." Sam scoffs. "Wait, what blend is this?"

"GSC I think, yeah GSC." Hannah replies as she lights the joint and puts into her mouth, snatching it from. Sam

"No way! Em with this you're gonna have to get two pies." Sam giggles and walks outside with Hannah

"Guys, I just hung up. Guys!" Emily follows after them.

Samantha and Hannah pass the joint between themselves, Samantha's liploss staining the joint with a soft red hue. Emily begrudgingly takes the joint and slowly takes a puff, coughing afterwards.

"Whatever, it's not like you guys were gonna follow my iternerary I texted you both."

"Em, babe holing it in doesn't do anything."

"It...cough cough...doesn't?" Emily gasps, passing the joint to Sam. "That's fucking stupid...."

Samantha giggles and hugs Emily's waist, pulling her in as the moonlight hits their faces.

"Take a deep breath, Em." Hannah advises, watching as Emily listens to her.

"When's the pizza getting here?" Samantha asks, licking her lips at the recent image oft Emily just obeying Hannah like that.

"In five he said."

"I'll pay," Hannah offers, "I have the money to blow."

"What? Han, no it's okay. It's my party." Emily says, as I'd breakingvout of her marijuana induced daze.

"Em, hon?" Hannah shuts Emily down. "You already planned all this, it's the least I can do."

Emily sighs as she us lead into the house by her friends. "I have doughnut holes upstairs..."

"You're the best, Em. I'll go get them, relax on the couch." Sam says to Emily, leading her to the couch. Hours passed by like seconds as pizza slices were eaten, doughnut holes scarffed down, movies watched even rewatched, and secrets shared.

"Okay okay promise you won't laugh." Hannah says trying to stop laughing. "Okay I've never been in a long term relationship, like ever."

"What? You're so pretty?! Hannah..." Emily protests while snacking on potato chips.

"It's mainly been hook-ups." Hannah reveals to the two other girls.

"Shame, Han. Anyone would be lucky to have you." Samantha says in a reassuring tone of voice. Emily nods along repeatedly trying to make Hannah feel better.

Emily holds onto Hannah, trapping the poor girl into a hug like a vice grip. "You're so cute though!"

Hannah pats Emily's cheeks and Emily gets an idea to try and lighten the room. "You know what? I wanna talk shit about Michael."

Sam rolls here eyes. "That guy? He thinks with his penis."

"Ew, Mike..." Hannah sneers.

"One, her barely had a penis to think with. It did nothing for me."

"Don't tell me you faked it with him." Hannah and Samatha gag at the idea faking an orgasm.

"All the time, he sounded like a drowning warthog."

Hannah let's out a sharp, loud laugh. A drowning warthog? HAHA!

"He called his penis 'Mr President', it was soo weird."

"And were in Mr President!" Samantha says mocking the boy.

"Eww! Stop it, it sounds just like him." Emily laughs.

Sam raises an eyebrow and smirks. "So he's never made you cum, at all?"

"No, I'm pretty sure it'll take to much work to get me to cum." Emily says absently.

"Emily, you sweet summer child." Hannah says, letting Emily rest her head in her lap. "Makes sense you'd have to fake it for Mike's ego."

Emily smiles and cleansing up the family room, with the protests of Hannah and Sam asking to leave some cleaning for the rest of them, Emily doesn't care about the help she's being offered. She's going to be a good host.

"Emm, I have an idea!" Sam calls from the couch.

Em makes her way back to her spot between Hannah and Samatha, their bodies squishing Emily in.

"What's up?"

Sam and Hannah smile, Hannah laying her head onto Emily's shoulder. Hannah plays with Emily's dark hair twirling it's around her fingers, as Sam explains her grand idea.

"So you've never had an orgasm.." Sam dodes on.

"Why are we going back to this topic it's embarrassing-"

"No it isn't, Mike just sucks." Hannah objects, then pipes down as Sam continues to talk.

"He does suck, but how about Hannah and I help you in that department? You know for being such a great host? Inviting us over, so nice of you."

"Ha ha ha. You're funny." Emily's giggles are met with silence. "Oh, oh..."

She giggles and nervously fixes her hair, "Oh, no I'm flattered. I don't wanna damage our friendship."

"A little sex nevr hurt anyone, right Hannah?" Sam eggs on.

"Yeah, I mean look at me and Sam still two peas in a pod!"

Emily nods after no convincing, bashfully smiling at being led into her bedroom. The walls littered in photos and posters, her academic decathlon jacket on display. On the back of her door as Hannah closes it before peeling her own shirt off and sitting on the bed, here eyes still reddened my the traces of weed.

"Lay down Ems," Hanna instructs, "Such a pretty sight." A sigh leaves her lips and Emily obeys. "You look comfortable, doesn't she Sam?"

"Real...real fuckin' comfy..." Samantha says with a whine. Sam makes her way up from the end of the bed. "May I take off your pants Em, and those pretty panties I saw earlier?" Sam asks with big desperate eyes, and Emily just can't resist.

"Okay, go f-for it.." Emily nods as she feel the cold air hit her core. "Oh..."

"She already wet down there?" Hannah asks as her hands rub Emily's chest with a soft, loving tone. "I bet you're just dripping Em..."

"She is..." Sam says almost in a cocky tone. "Like a damn sponge, gonna squeeze all that juice out, Em. Millking this for what it's worth, baby...."

Em sighs in a soft bliss as Sam's nimble tounge licks along her folds. Diving in as if she's an exquisite meal.

"Oh, fuck!" Emily whimpers softly, "Ahhh..hahhaha! Sam....Hannah..."

"Aww so vocal-" Hannah coos.

"Bet Michael never got you this vocal." Sam interrupts, "Got me talking with my mouth open princess. Forgetting my table manners..."

I hot trail of arousal and saliva is imprinted all along the room's scent, staining almost anything that will cling to it, skin, hair, blanket, carpet, and even the pillows.

Emily moaned lovingly and guided Sam's head upwards to have the blonde suck on her clit.

"Oh, bossy huh? I like that." Sam obliges, licking and sucking on the girl's clit. "So good.

Whine Sam dives and dines, Hannah pinches Emily's right nipple, while having Emily kiss and lick two of the fingers on her left hand simultaneously.

"Enjoying yourself, Giddings?" Hannah giggles looking that the two women infront of her, like it was a prize peice of art.

"Agh, Samm....Hannah! I'm gonna... I'm gonna...FUCK!" Emily said before immediately erupting like a geyser onto Samantha's face, getting even more turned on at how Sam just accepts it.

"Alright, Jesus...." Emily breathes as Sam cleans uo her mess with a few more licks and kisses before pulling Hannah into a sloppy wet kiss then giving Emily the Sam treatment.

"You taste great.." Sam and Hannah practically say in tandem. "So good."

"Mnhhh, I feel bad. Fell like I owe you both..." Emily says softly.

The two girls protest immediately, "No it was all about making you feel good."

Sam jokes, "I am always up for shower sex...."

Emily sits up to meet their gaze then kisses them both. "Maybe when I have the energy. You both knocked the wind outta me..."

The girls soon fell asleep in the soft plush sheets of the bed. Holding eachother close, sleeping the night away tangled in eachother and the warm not-so-friendly embrace.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

I hope you enjoyed this one shot. I'm used to writing for two characters but three? It was a wee bit of a challenge. This was one of my 5 USD commissions. Check my pinned post to see more!

Remember to drink water! XOXO- Wool

[gabiisfield]

OMG Chris don't break the fourth wall like that–

[gabiisfield]

I wonder what the public's reaction would have been if Mike and Emily had flirted in the sanatorium while they thought Jess and Matt were dead had made it into the final version of the game:

The answer seems obvious, but considering that Mike/Sam is a popular ship, I have my doubts.

[gabiisfield]

ok but in the ps3 beta version of Until Dawn where it is implied that Matt gives Jess his jacket in the mines that would be very cute

[gabiisfield]

I was watching the gameplay of beta version from Until Dawn PS3 and something I noticed is that there is no action that makes a character cause the death of another (Emily is not bitten, the door for Chris is open, Matt does not abandon Emily or Jess, etc...)

Its cool to know that there is a universe where they cannot hurt each other.