The following is a short story by my good friend Daniel Slows (who may or may not have been under influence when he told me this) < Cue dramatic music > The great and Disenchanting Area 52 Raid I was there the day that humanity betrayed us. Hell, when i was a kid, the world ended every day! “They can’t put a bullet in all of us, but they can nuke us all to hell.”-Unknown (at this time) And there came a day the people shouted in unison: ”Revolution!” The great raid of Area 51 was upon us. I was there, our number was 5,000 strong, we marched, men of the cloth, ex-military, volunteer -firefighters and my friends, my nerd-ass friends and the worst of them all: ME. We all marched slow at first, then, leading the crowd like the hero I am, I broke into a sprint. They couldn’t kill all of us, they didn’t. The door was unlocked, there were no guards. Just an empty black hangar. NO. the door closed. Then: GAS. Those BASTARDS. Some scrambled, some fried, others... toasted and others just screamed breakfast. I decided to run, no whwere to run to . I found an open room, and a glass box, with, yeah, an alien. Cutest E.T. I’d ever seen. Pressed the shiniest red button I could find. She was free, I think she was a girl, I mean, I never seen one of these before, but whatever. When I touched her hand, I saw Mars, Saturn, the stars beyond Uranus….. Shut up . Then the soldiers broke in, guns on lit. Hand in hand, she blasted them into blood mist. Kinda hot. We eventually found some old white general guy, he got the worst of it. So, after being left in a pile of his own piss and blood, the alien took me to a room, room had a view to a hanger full of explosive dicks. She launched em, Armageddon,and I finally lost my virginity. Damn. Yeah, the end. #QuarantineAndChill #socialdistancing #introverts #cartoons #cartoonart #cartooning #cartoony #cartoonist #inspiring #aliens #dead #untitledheroes #art #artoftheday #artistsoninstagram #original #fantasy #originalcharacter #animation #yeah #danielslows #artwork #mixmedia #newcartoon #nornwan #adventure #story #indie #area51memes #area51 https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hqCdXhJ72/?igshid=1xhkdzo4mmcxp