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Seattle Fact #2:

All houses to the east of the Puget come with a complimentary choir of frogs to sing you softly to sleep in springtime and a complimentary neighbor who startles the frogs.

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the us is a fruit aisle the way they got orange

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Seattle Fact #2:

The Seattle Freeze is rules 1-37 onboard the light rail

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Apparently the choir of frogs from this spring has been replaced by a chorus of coyotes

Be still my filthy-valley-desert-scrub-transplant heart!

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Seattle Fact I Did Not Make Up #2:

Beat the heat this summer by relinquishing your beanie and pullover hoodie!

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Seattle Fact #14,007:

The new hire at your job who's pretty quiet about their home life is secretly a fulltime content creator with tens of thousands of subscribers while they're in between major sponsor deals.

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Seattle Cat I Just Made Up is defending our home from two robins.

Such a diligant lil' sentinel.

All one feet of him.

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Seattle Fact #2,001:

If you stand in the gargoyle-filled quad of UW on a misty evening, just after dusk, you can hear the distant sound of compsci majors humming the Halo theme in some unseen chapel.