NEW YORK, YOU'RE FUCKING IN!
I woke up about half past six in the morning on Cinco De Mayo to what I thought was an asteroid hitting the Atlantic seaboard, but was quick to remind myself that the sky won't fall until December. Instead, I had just landed in New York City — the greatest on Earth.
For 8 days I was one of 18 million busy worker bees living vicariously through an ethos of concrete, rebar and pizza. How is it that you could feel so small, but so big at the same time? Here's how:
New York is unlike anywhere on the fucking planet. That's it. Everybody — from the Algonquians 7,500 years ago to the cab driver who dropped me off at La Guardia — has left their mark in New York City. That one piece of them that will forever be embedded in the landscape, only to be rediscovered every morning. You don't come to New York for just any reason. You go because there's something you want, and collectively that city and its 18,000,000 worker bees has it for you.
I went to New York with a question: what the hell is advertising? What's it's role in the world, and why is its epicenter in New York-smelly-ass-stifling-choking-endless-honking-congested-expensive-city? Lastly, how do I get an advertising job in New York-blaring-horns-gum-to-my-shoes-filthy-hotdog-pasty-sewer-subway-hate-the-yankees-city?
In eight days, I got some answers.
Advertising has shifted from a consumers worst nightmare to something that a select few people take a great pride in to make it more relevant in a global economy. Given that New York is the epicenter of the global economy, it's only fitting that the ad-world plants it's deepest roots beneath its concrete, because there's no soil outside of Central Park.
"dude advertising fuckin' sucks"
Yup! That's why we're here to make it better. The "I hate advertising" mantra is growing among this industry, which has left the creators with no choice but to make advertising something that's worth-while to create and thus worth-while to pollute cities and airwaves with. It's got to be better. Enter our generation: the Gen-Better. While Advertising will hold onto it's fundamental roots, it's future form is digital. It's going interactive, it's creating new products, enhancing old ones, and forcing big, once-dominant brands to work harder and serve worker-bees. Tools are being created — useful ones, too — that solve real-world problems. The bullshit meter is slowly dropping thanks to Gen-Better, because they will soon realize that they have all the power.
On getting a job in New York-sour-tasting-vodka-loving-get-the-fuck-out-of-my-way-City:
We newbies create portfolios, largely comprised of spec ads. Spec ad's don't sell, but the way you think might sell something in the future. Here's how I put it in perspective:
Wieden + Kennedy New York has 206 employees in that office. Those 3 floors on Varick street are responsible for generating $1.27 billion dollars last year. More perspective: $1,270,000,000. Even more:$6,165,048.54 per employee.
Yes, all of those employees started out doing spec ads, but they used their awesome brains in unconventional ways that expose veins and hit nerves. When you hit a nerve, it's the truest sensation that humans know. And that can sell almost anything.
One last (very important) bit: The learning is only about to begin.
So, with all that said, I'd like to thank these people:
Dave Koranda for being a trooper among troopers. Harsha Gangadharbatla for stepping up and leading the way in front of 61 freaked out kids. Deb MF'n Morrision for championing this whole thing. Every Advertising agency we visited for dazzling our eyes and leaving us with grins. The One Show for dually scaring and motivating us (and for the open bars). Matt Heath for being Matt Heath. Tyler Kirsch for being Tyler Kirsch. Jeff Anderson for being both Jeff Anderson and also leaving 8 of us giddy as school girls with his response to the "what will C.H.I & Partners be like in 5 years" question. 2 Bro's Pizza and Starbucks for being every corner. Shaina Steigler of Leo Burnett for the Limbo lessons and exposure to LB. Instagram & Twitter for helping us share. The Subway System for at least being on time. And last but not least, every single one of you on this trip because you and you and you made it awesome.
Pacha and the rest of Friday, you and I can talk later.
Lovely time, folks. Back to the drawing boards.
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