#up your butt

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[telesilla]

We took Ogdred’s to the vet today—just an annual checkup not an emergency—and he has not forgotten who put him in the cat carrier and who was, therefore, responsible for the afternoon’s events.

It may take a while for me to get back in his good graces.

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[amitylarkin]

Made my gf teach me to say "up your butt and around the corner" in Italian. For your information, it's "su per il culo e dietro l'angolo." If you want to specifically say "up your butt" (not just "up the butt"), you can say "su per il tuo culo...."

This has been an Important Language Lesson with Amity.

[marissasmileyface]

My dashboard did a thing you guys.

[anneegeebee]

Thanksgiving is always really difficult for me. Every time one of my cousins or aunts or uncles asks "Where did it go?" or "Where did you get that?" I always have to remind myself that "Up your butt" isn't a proper response.