#uranus joke

[comicdiaries]

>:|

Transcript below:

She says: Check out this cool app I downloaded! You point it at the sky and it will tell you what stars and planets you’re looking at.

He says: Cool, let me try! I want to look at planets:

Holding the phone next to her butt, he says: Look, I found Uranus!

She glares most heinously.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Meanwhile, 2.6 billion km away...

If storms and floods are god’s punishment for sin, why is your god pounding Uranus?

[benedettabeby]

"Oh, Professor, look! I think I've got an unexpected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"

"It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart."

"Can I look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" said Ron.

It is too much time since we discussed this, my boy is a pervert😂.

Ps I still want to read his originally language that Rowling decided to make less bad for children😂

[akefianobakura]

“I believe nasa is sending a probe to Uranus— in 2020.“

“It takes 17 years to get to Uranus”

You know what you’re doing. Stop, professor. Please.

[peturanus]

I have a dog named Uranus.

Uranus is muddy.

I hose Uranus.

[peturanus]

Concept watercolor art for "I Heart Uranus".  It is a story about a boy who adopted a dog then named the dog "Uranus".

[peturanus]

I have a dog named Uranus.  He is such a dog.

Uranus loves to eat a nice and juicy bone.

Pet Uranus

[peturanus]

I have a dog named Uranus.

Uranus is hot and drooling.

Pet Uranus