#uranus jokes

[ecthelion83]

Just read it as intended. Then try not to laugh. Then glare at your inner 10 year-old self for laughing.

[heart-full-of-gears]

that's all I need to hear

[frenchly-anxious]

I'm a very mature adult, I'm a very mature adult, I'm a—

Well.

[roboveitch]

Are captions on scientific articles even real?

[screamsofanoutlawbrain]

Marshins come from mars.

Earthins come from earth.

Saturnins come from saturn.

and do you know what comes from uranus?

shit

[screamsofanoutlawbrain]

the only jokes that I, my mom, and my dad can agree are funny are uranus jokes. the problem is one of my brothers hates them with a fury.

[kittlesandbugs]

Hey! How's Uranus?

It’s a little bit depleted right now, but if you probe deep you’ll probably find something amazing

[kittlesandbugs]

I've really missed Uranus...

You should probe it again.  You know, for old time’s sake.  I know I’ll be probing Uranus for a long time to come. ;)