I Heart Uranus

Funny jokes about a dog named "Uranus".

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I have a dog named Uranus.

Uranus is muddy.

I hose Uranus.

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I have a dog named Uranus.

Uranus eats trash.

I give Uranus a bubble bath.

Uranus smells like a rose.

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I have a dog named Uranus.

Uranus dogs holes.

I wash Uranus.

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Ideas for "I Heart Uranus" characters

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I Heart Uranus

"I Heart Uranus" is about a boy, Brian, and his beloved dog named Uranus.  People snicker at the boy when he tries to tell them about his dog.  He is a good dog.  Uranus loves to cuddle and give wet kisses.  He can be naughty like when Uranus eats underwear or hogs the bed at night.  Brian knows he likes to do doggie stuff too like when Uranus hangs out the car window.

The next door neighbor, Mr. Cranky often yells at the boy and Uranus.  The boy is patient and kind.  Brian assures Mr. Cranky that Uranus is sweet and the boy always cleans-up after Uranus.  Mr. Cranky is never pacified by Brian's nice explanations.

Brian's mother, Betty makes sure that the boy is a responsible pet owner.  Uranus gets dirty in many ways so Brian makes sure to wash Uranus.  Brian makes sure feed Uranus and gives him dog treats for tricks or good behavior.  Uranus begs for bad people food that makes him gassy. 

"I Heart Uranus" is an illustrated story that captures the joys and challenges for a boy, Brian, with his pet dog, Uranus.

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Concept watercolor art for "I Heart Uranus".  It is a story about a boy who adopted a dog then named the dog "Uranus".

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I have a dog named Uranus. He is talented dog.

Uranus does tricks for treats.

Pet Uranus

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I have a dog named Uranus.  He is a bad dog.

Uranus made a mess and tracked it everywhere.

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I have a dog named Uranus.  He is very sweet.

Uranus loves to give wet kisses.

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I have a dog named Uranus.  He is such a dog.

Uranus loves to eat a nice and juicy bone.

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I have a dog named Uranus.

Uranus is hot and drooling.

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I have a dog named Uranus.

Uranus is hairy and shedding everywhere.

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I have a dog named Uranus.  He is a bad dog.

Uranus hogs the bed at night.

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I have a dog named Uranus. He can't help but be a dog.

Uranus hangs out the car window.

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I have a dog named Uranus. He is a bad dog.

Uranus eats underwear.

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I have a dog named Uranus.  He can't help but be a dog.

Uranus chases pussy cats.

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I have a dog named Uranus.  He is a bad dog.

Uranus barks all night long.

Pet Uranus