Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
Stranger Things
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
styofa doing anything
sheepfilms
Sade Olutola
trying on a metaphor
Andulka
d e v o n
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Origami Around
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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titsay
izzy's playlists!
shark vs the universe
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@roboveitch
My attempt at an Edward Gorey "Gashlycrumb Tinies" homage but make it Aziracrow. His style is so hard to reproduce and the crosshatching... my god the crosshatching.
Also feel I should apologize. No idea what possessed me to inflict this on myself let alone on any innocent bystanders who might see this.
witches and cowboys are the same entity but just separated at night and day.
Could you kindly elaborate on that please
Big Silly Hats
Dangerous aura
Wands | Guns
Midnight | High Noon
Robes | Ponchos
Stockings with boots | Chaps with boots
Magic Incantations | Yeehaws and slang
Brews Potions | Brews Alcohol
Rides brooms at night because horses are sleeping
Rides horses at day because brooms are recharging
Can’t swim
Moonshine is an alcoholic potion brewed by witches and cowboys; “Moon” to represent the Witching Hour, and “Shine” for sunny High Noons.
Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
Is….the poop dancing too?
drinks from the simpsons rated
bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow
is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10 skittlebrau
i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10 malk
brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10 the all-syrup super squishee
this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10 shelbyville turnip juice
turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10 homer’s morning glass of syrup
my teeth are crying 0/10 marge’s homemade pepsi
an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10 lays liquid potato chips
i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10 worcestershire flavoured soft drink
carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10 a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat
the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10
this is, obviously i think, the best post on this site. we all can stop posting now. i feel such relief
now hold on just a minute, op forgot a few essentials
tomacco juice
tomacco was the produce made by homer, when mixing tobacco and tomatoes after putting a plutonium rod in the ground near tobacco and tomato plants. considering tomacco was highly addictive, repulsive + possibly deadly 0/10
flaming homer/flaming moe
the secret ingredient in the flaming homer and flaming moe is krusty’s non-narkotik kough syrup for kids, probably more addictive than tomacco but everyone seemed to love it so 9/10
ned flander’s hot cocoa from the simpsons movie
this is the same cocoa that made bart mutter “oh my god” 22/10
Are captions on scientific articles even real?
Guacabowle
This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
on this day two year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt
Pussies are biologically designed to receive regular poundings and stretch to birth an entire miniature human; one kick to the testicles can destroy a guy. Yet for some reason, we associate “pussy” with weakness and having “balls” with strength.
Reblog for a smile ❤
ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
Lmfao let this never stop
carnalincarnate
You can’t not reblog this
There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.
uterus during period: Ohmygod I’m so embarrassed. I thought we were having a baby. DONT LOOK AT THIS! *rips down baby wallpaper* PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS! *tears apart baby room* LETS PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
