Lots of questions to answer this time! Apparently I’m sort of popular. Who knew.
First, there are... urgh... @szayelsuggestions‘ questions. That should be a joy ride.
1.What is Szayelaporro Granz’s most attractive feature?
How you died when @mayurisuggestions pierced you with the sword. That was really attractive. If only you stayed dead.
2.What is your own most attractive feature?
...Judging by everyone else’s input, the tattoos?
3.Do you believe you would be sexually and/or romantically compatible with Szayelaporro Granz? If not, WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?!?
NO. NOT NOW. NOT EVER. AND IT’S BECAUSE YOU CRUSHED MY ORGANS. NO, I’M NOT “GETTING OVER” IT. I HAVE NIGHTMARES WITH YOU, ASSHOLE.
4.Wanna see my… release? ;)
GOD NO.
5.If you could change your appearance, what would you change, and why?
I don’t think I’d change anything. I’m happy with the way I look like.
6.@mayurisuggestions, as per usual, is being a RUDE, ANNOYING ASSHOLE. Said asshole-ness is directed at you. How do you respond?
I pretend some other captain is calling me and run the other way? And stay out of range of the 12th Squad. If there’s such a thing as out of range of the 12th Squad.
7.What field of study most appeals to you?
Does swordsmanship count as a field of study?
8.Suppose you had a theme song that played every time you entered or exited a room. What would that theme song be?
Dunno. I’m pretty sure it would be a very punk theme song.
9.Give me a humorous mistranslation of “Mala Suerte.”
Dude, does it look like I understand Spanish?
10.IS THERE SUCH THING AS A SHAKKAHOU OF LUST? BE VERY CAREFUL HOW YOU ANSWER…
NO. THERE IS NO SUCH THING. AND IF THERE IS I WASN’T GOING FOR IT.
Then we have @uryuslefthandsuggestions‘ questions. ...Does that mean Ishida tagged me? Should I tag him back? This left hand thing makes me confused.
1. What is your favourite texture?
...Silk yukata. My advice: don’t ever get around expensive fabric with ink-stained hands. Not a good idea.
2. Don’t you just hate hangnails?
They’re awful.
3. What is your favourite colour of nail-varnish?
I don’t really have any?
4. Which is worse: fingernails on chalkboards, or fingernails on cardboard?
I never heard fingernails on chalkboards, so I’m gonna go with fingernails on cardboard.
5. Do you file your nails, cut them, or bite them off?
...Bite them off. But no one needs to know, OK?!
6. Who is your favourite Ace Attorney character?
My favorite what now?
(//Mun’s is Miles Edgeworth! :D)
7. Would you rather pet a puppy or a kitty?
Puppies. Puppies are awesome.
8. What is your favourite body part?
My tattoos.
...What’re you looking at, they totally count as a body part!
9. How quickly can you type?
Not very fast, seeing as there aren’t computers around Soul Society to practice. Or typewriters.
10. Which is longer: your index finger or your ring finger?
*looks at hand* My index finger. I guess.
11. Who is my owner in love with?
If you, his hand, don’t know, how am I supposed to know? Leave the man alone.
Now come @jushirosuggestions‘ questions! Thank you for answering my questions, captain, I’m very honored! And I’m very honored to be answering yours too!
1.What are you most thankful for?
That @rukiasuggestions and I have food on our table every day.
2.What, to you, is the most beautiful thing in the world?
I... I... I’d rather keep it to myself, sir. *blushes*
3.What are you getting Sousuke-kun for his birthday? It’s coming up, you know! (Right,@aizensamasuggestions? May 29th, isn’t it?)
A punch to the face! That’s a good gift, right?
4.If you could switch shikai powers with anyone for a day, who would you switch with, and why? (Or, if you’re not a Soul Reaper, whose powers would you most like to acquire for a day?)
I think I’d switch with @hitsugayasuggestions / @toushirousuggestions! Then @rukiasuggestions and I could make our entrances even more awesome!
5.What do you fight for?
To protect the people I care about.
6.What’s your favorite thing about yourself?
My tattoos! They’re really punk.
7.Finish the sentence: Life _______.
Life can suck, but only if you don’t do anything to change it.
8.What’s your favorite kind of candy? (It’s – ah – just an innocent inquiry! I promise! I’mcertainly not asking so that I can stock up before your birthday and give it to you in a colorful basket the size and shape of your head! Ha! Ha ha! Everyone will be so surprised…!)
...I... like taiyaki a lot? Thankfully my head is big...
9.What does it mean to “be yourself”?
To know your strengths and weaknesses and fight for the things you can’t let go from.
10.Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Dunno. Probably @rukiasuggestions.
And last but not least, fellow lieutenant @nemusuggestions tagged me. Thank you! (And where are you? Haven’t seen you in like, forever.)
1.When you die, will you donate your body to squad 12 for research purposes?
...Yeah, no.
2.If not, why? Thank you, if so.
‘Cause I hope the people I care about outlive me and I wouldn’t want they to see me walking around zombified or hell knows how.
3.Are you willing to have any bodily enhancements, courtesy of squad 12? What enhancements would you wish to be made upon your body?
...No. I don’t want any enhancements, thank you.
4.Would you allow yourself to be experimented on as a live subject? with the promise that you will not die during the process, of course.
I’m not sure I trust your promises.
5.Can we have samples of your reishi, skin tissue and blood?
Don’t you already have those?
6.Can we observe your powers in greater detail, and note down all useful things about it, so we can destroy you if necessary ?
I’m pretty sure you’ve already done it, so why not.
7.Do you believe in luck?
Yeah, but it’s not the end-all factor. Your luck can be shitty, but you can fight to make your choices too.
8.If you could have anyone as a mentor who would you have?
@byakuyasuggestions is already my mentor, hah!
9.Who is the most powerful opponent you have defeated?
Thoroughly defeated? That would have to be the wrestler Quincy. (He one-shotted two captains!)
10.*holds up camera* Butter?
*poses with an awkward smile*
So these are all the questions for now. Thank you for your attention!
