my thoughts on the newsies movie because why not
all this commentary has been sitting in my notes app for a while from when i got bored and was like “hey, lets make pointless commentary on newsies!!!” one of my friends suggested i post it on tumblr,,,,, here you go
-jack you have foundation on your lips or something???
-the weird like hump the air dance move they do so goddamn often???? like what even is that and why was it necessary???
-in santa fe, jack holds the reins on the horse so tight that the horse is like wincing and pulling back, like, damn boy cut the horse some slack
-the guy mouthing blink’s lines while standing behind him in a building, very noticeable bc hes in a pink shirt
-“cheese it! it’s the bulls!” lmfao
-all the brooklyn boys popping out one at a time never fails to make me laugh.
-that fight scene was so fake it hurt sorry
-that’s unimportant though
-always pause at random times it makes me laugh so hard sometimes
-uhh whos holding the chairs because i see a hand when the chairs push up or whatever and some of the younger boys sing in king of new york ???
-“ain’t i pretty” SPOT N O D S
-the waiters look so done
-GUYS YOU’RE GONNA HIT YOUR HEADS ON THE CEILING FANS JSSKLSLDCJUXKSKSMSZL
-JESUS CHRIST YOU JUMPED ON THE FAN
-blink why are you hanging off the railing?? you’re gonna fall???
-“shut up and listen to me for once” HE’S NOT EVEN TALKING
-the boys reactions to jack turning on him! :((
-race is ready to fight, spot tries to hold him back(!!)
-SPOT’S EVEN MORE READY TO FIGHT WOAH THERE
-aww davey, he looks like he’s about to cry
-MMMM YASS SARAH PUNCH HIM
-kinda looks like davey kisses jack when they see the storm of other kids lol
-again with the “listen to me!!” bs pulitzer come on
-“WHO’S PRESS DID YOU USE?” your own lol (pretty much)
-mush rests his head on jack’s shoulder
-spot has a nice smile, look closely you can she him smiling
-davey wasn’t in the front of the line, and now he is? way to cut the line dude
-spot’s smug smile as he leaves