#useless commentary

[godsofhumanity]

some of you may be aware that NETFLIX's Blood of Zeus just released season 2 after like 4 years lmfao,,,,,,, i did some live-blogging while watching BoZ for the first time, so i thought i'd do the same for the much awaited S2 :))

block the tags: #blood of zeus spoilers #useless commentary so you don't get spoiled or spammed!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buttaetae]

kim namjoon is more than a mood, he's a way of life

[amandarin-orangesss]

my thoughts on the newsies movie because why not

all this commentary has been sitting in my notes app for a while from when i got bored and was like “hey, lets make pointless commentary on newsies!!!” one of my friends suggested i post it on tumblr,,,,, here you go

-jack you have foundation on your lips or something???

-the weird like hump the air dance move they do so goddamn often???? like what even is that and why was it necessary???

-in santa fe, jack holds the reins on the horse so tight that the horse is like wincing and pulling back, like, damn boy cut the horse some slack

-the guy mouthing blink’s lines while standing behind him in a building, very noticeable bc hes in a pink shirt

-“cheese it! it’s the bulls!” lmfao

-all the brooklyn boys popping out one at a time never fails to make me laugh.

-that fight scene was so fake it hurt sorry

-mmm i love mush

-and spot

-and race

-that’s unimportant though

-always pause at random times it makes me laugh so hard sometimes

-uhh whos holding the chairs because i see a hand when the chairs push up or whatever and some of the younger boys sing in king of new york ???

-“ain’t i pretty” SPOT N O D S

-the waiters look so done

-GUYS YOU’RE GONNA HIT YOUR HEADS ON THE CEILING FANS JSSKLSLDCJUXKSKSMSZL

-JESUS CHRIST YOU JUMPED ON THE FAN

-sarah is a goddess

-blink why are you hanging off the railing?? you’re gonna fall???

-RACE NO

-hes back we’re good

-“shut up and listen to me for once” HE’S NOT EVEN TALKING

-the boys reactions to jack turning on him! :((

-mush seems so sad

-race is ready to fight, spot tries to hold him back(!!)

-SPOT’S EVEN MORE READY TO FIGHT WOAH THERE

-aww davey, he looks like he’s about to cry

-MMMM YASS SARAH PUNCH HIM

-kinda looks like davey kisses jack when they see the storm of other kids lol

-again with the “listen to me!!” bs pulitzer come on

-“WHO’S PRESS DID YOU USE?” your own lol (pretty much)

-YAAAAAAA CRUTCHIE

-mush rests his head on jack’s shoulder

-sad davey pt 2

and im done

-spot has a nice smile, look closely you can she him smiling

-LES IS CRYING :((((

-davey wasn’t in the front of the line, and now he is? way to cut the line dude

-everyone is happy

-spot’s smug smile as he leaves

[godsofhumanity]

aight i’m starting the famed Troy right now and i’m going to provide my useless commentary as i watch. time to watch the film that everyone has told me not to watch >:) keen 🤩

[buttaetae]

when bts way too lit even closed captions cant handle

[rising-blood-moon]

Playing twisted wonderland (specifically the new years event)

Leona calling out poor (literal) Ruggie here

Ah yes the best strategy: Dragging along the rich friend of the group to pay your stuff

Leona: Why do I put up with these idiots on the daily?

OF COURSE YOU WOULD SAY THAT JADE

R.I.P Ruggie's luxery carpet flipping dreams, he's starting 2025 already being depressed

Won't someone think of our poor hyena?

Oml Jack are you actually going to-

HE IS THATS AMAZING, RUGGIE GETTING DRAGGED LIKE A SAD SACK OF POTATOES - comedy in this game never fails me

[whimsicalskeleton]

Me all weekend: Phil is beautiful. He is the king of comedy. He is truly Amazing. All of my needs are met.

Me on Monday morning: where is Dan I am dying

[buttaetae]

lest we forget not only does hoseok rap and dance he does both so damn well