May 2, 2022
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Cloning is useless. Sure, I could clone myself today, but clone me wouldn’t be legal for another 18 years. Useless.
Just deleted 75 videos and over 600 photos off my phone. Thought that would free up a good bit of space? I would be wrong.. Just over 100mb. Something doesn't add up...
"It's not really an emergency brake. It's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever."
Our friend, Joe vs. Siri
Joe: Siri, where can I find a boyfriend?
Siri: What is your boyfriend's name?
Joe: I don't have one yet.
JJ vs. Siri
JJ: Siri, where can I find a boyfriend?
Siri: I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again later.
JJ: Siri can't help. She's having sex right now.
The damn CCTV camera outside my office is spinning circles. The cable's come loose, so at least it isn't hopelessly twisted.
Where can I find someone competent to install new cameras?
Technology right?
Screwing up when you need it most…
This is totally my brother when the computer freaks out on him