i hate and fear mayonnaise. i like and prize brazil nuts because they are healthy. i have seen the movie freddie got fingered probably twenty or thirty times. the 1972 last house on the left is a masterpiece and very important to the history of movies. im terrified of dogs. i hate on the player. i hate the sun because it exposes me. i hate when people dont return their shopping carts. i am a schizo who ill-advisedly enjoys benadryl because i like being confused for a reason instead of being confused for no reason. i would have traded adele for amy winehouse. i will never forgive the world for what they did to amy winehouse.
cilantro is one of the best tastes. cucumber is one of the best tastes. the donna lynn version of i'd much rather be with the boys, i'd much rather be with the girls, is superior to the rolling stones version. freeway 2: confessions of a trickbaby is better than freeway. i love freeway. it is wrong to consume dairy products. it is wrong not to cut up your fruit. how do you eat if your food's not in tiny pieces? how do you drive a car? i don't understand why people are so rude. i don't understand math or science. i can't do fractions. i can't do long division. what i can do is worry. i am five foot two. connie francis is the best female vocalist in the history of america.
