#uso 26

[mareaste]

wow nike i'm the first to slander you but you can have this one

[sauceslam]

Some very important questions ahead of Hardcourt season:

Will Jannik find his USO 25 forehand again, now that his clay season is behind us, illustrious and disastrous as it was?

Will we see Carlos rocking a Fedal bandana/hairband situation for his current mane OR will he get Victor B out of parental leave to subject us all to a heart attack inducing do?

Is the Serena/Carlos mixed doubles situation happening????????? Alcaristas out there, do a prayer circle or smth 🕯️

Bonus (but no less important!): will we ever see Jannik in a properly tailored suit? Like ever? (Come on, if Haaland can do it, dude’s 6’5, gaddamit) Gucci what are we doing here? Stop sending him off-the-rack stuff, I’m tired of looking at paper baggy suits all year long