10. Whenever he gets a crush or a slight interest in anyone, it’s everyone’s problem and everyone has to hear about it
11. Violently extroverted and the biggest hypocrite you have ever met
GETO SUGURU
1. Tackles people as a form of bonding and he loves poking people bc he knows it hurts
2. Laughs a little too hard at jokes Gojo makes which were not funny at all so he doesn’t feel bad
3. Smacks his hair into peoples faces whenever he goes to redo his bun
4. Thinks different hair textures and types are so cool
5. Owns an electric guitar (rockstar geto🥴)
6. Defo wants to own a motorcycle or alr has one
7. Obsessed with horror movies that it’s almost borderline worrying
8. Loves breakfast foods
9. Can sleep anywhere, no matter the surface or what going on around him
10. Gives the stankest side eye whenever someone comments on his bangs
11. Has a very good spice tolerance ~ puts hot sauce on everything
SHOKO IEIRI
1. Notorious for eye-rolling
2. Loves medical shows and cackles whenever someone (namely gojo) gets disgusted by the portrayal of organs
3. Hates cooking
4. Complains about having a dry throat worried she might’ve contracted a cold while smoking right infront you
5. Can’t nap unless she’s extremely tired, like she can’t nap until her body is borderline shutting down (same)
6. Always says she’s going to stop smoking, stop eating junk food, stop having energy drinks, stop ordering out - but never sticks to it
7. Trips over stuff constantly and stubbed her toe alot
8. Has a obsession with minture stuff
9. If she wears makeup, she always removes it off her mole and quite likes even tho she was told to remove it when she got older (she never did <3)
10. Yells at the TV whenever something she’s watching annoys her
11. Giggles at the nude medical diagrams in textbooks
NANAMI KENTO
1. Absolutely loves the smell of books
2. Has prescribed glasses for reading and writing but doesn’t wear them unless he’s by himself
3. Knows cool random facts
4. Hates when people touch his face
5. Doesn’t particularly like hugs unless it’s from someone he likes
6. Loves cats
7. Very peculiar about shoes
8. Enjoys poetry and horror mangas (exchanges mangas with suguru)
9. Very talented at drawing, haibara always asks him for help to draw little stuff on cards or to show him how draw small things on his book in class when it’s boring
10. Absolutely hates liars. When people drag on jokes with lies for a little longer than needed; he hates that too
11. Hums sometimes and gets v embarrassed when he’s caught + he tells no one his music taste, haibara probs noticed it tho
HAIBARA YU
1. Very passionate about Spider-Man (me too bro) - loves Miles
2. Cuddles with a stuffy or pillow whenever sleeping/napping
3. Hates long car rides because he feels cramped
4. Day dreams with his eyes wideee open
5. Whenever he wears socks on wooden floors he’ll slip atleast once
6. His eyebrows furrow whenever he’s thinking
7. He’s such a bad liar, it’s acc so funny bc he can’t contain smirking
8. Accidentally wears mismatched socks and some teachers sanctioned him for it
9. Quotes well known saying wrong
10. Always is dropping his pens trying to spin them in his fingers like nanami can, but can’t rlly get the hang of it
11. Loves juice, his favourite is mango and apple juice. He doesn’t really care for orange juice.
UTAHIME IORI
1. Plays with the ends of her hair a lot of the time
2. Always cold
3. The worst person to send notes to because she makes it so obvious
4. Has beautiful handwriting
5. Is very bad at understanding sarcasm and also gets very mad when sarcasm is used to point out a stupid question
6. Scared of dogs IRL but loves watching cute dog videos
7. Violently dances to girly songs
8. Loves hugging her girl friends for a long time, find it awkward to hug guy friends in general but doesn’t mind it
9. Jumps up and down and air punches when describing a situation which annoyed her. (realll)
10. Dress to Impress fiend alongside Gojo and Haibara, (Suguru helps Gojo, and Nanami helps Haibara ~ however they both dont like the game but have good opinions)
11. Is the type to get irrationally mad at that one friend who purposely gets them mad (Gojo)
how would utahime react if she heard a rumor reader liked gojo (or someone she just hates)? it's a totally baseless rumor, of course, but utahime just realized she has a crush on reader and reader has admitted she likes women, so it is obviously false. (also why would someone like reader even like gojo? has anyone seen him? he's dumb and stupid and an asshole and—)
i fear,,,you would be in for a rough time 💔 it would also take shoko ripping that information out of her before utahime admitted she was even vaguely fond of you let alone had a crush 😭
i think with meangirl! utahime's conflicted feelings about you, she would be jealous at the thought of you liking anyone, even shoko or yuki, but that envy is just accompanied with other negative thoughts. yeah, she'd feel jealous (and also disrespected) at the idea of you having a crush on shoko, but also disgusted because obviously you're not good enough for her girlfriend. rinse and repeat with yuki only replace disgust with probably just more jealousy. what do you like yuki for?why not utahime herself ?? i mean she doesn't like you or need your damn affections but still...
she'd also definitely use the rumor as an excuse to torment you more. she ropes shoko and yuki into it, too. neither of them give a damn whether the rumor is true, yuki outright knows it isn't but c'mon, it's an excuse to pound you senseless so why not?
if it was gojo, the thought of you liking him makes utahime fucking sick. she wouldn't even listen to you reminding her that you like women and even if you didn't, gojo isn't really your type. straight through one ear and out the other. expect some firm slaps to the face while utahime pins you down and straddles you and sink her nails into your cheeks until your lips pucker because behind all that jealousy she's like "really?? of all men, you'd choose gojo??? he's not even straight" (whether or not that's true you don't know but he's very publicly homoerotic with suguru so...maybe?)
for a second i was thinking of utahime bcs she's soooo soft, so pretty. and i wanna corrupt her so badly. fuck ahshwhsbs those toji/gojo/geto/sukuna/nanami fics made me develop a corruption kink HAHAHA
oh you want me to sit on your face?
lay down baby. im gonna slowly take off my panties and let you hold them. fuck. look at you blush. you turn me on sm.
am gonna sit on your face, my thighs squeeze that pretty head of yours. thats right, lamb. lick my folds, suck on my clit and rest your hands on my tits. pinch my nipples too, okay? dont fucking complain, you wanted me to sit on you so sit on you i shall.
let me create a beautiful symphony in this room where both you and i are in rn with me moaning your name out.
hm.. whats that baby? shut the fuck up. keep on eating me out as i continue to ride your face. aha. you're gonna flick your tongue on my sensitive little pearl and lick my cum. at the end of the day, you're my little cum rag <3
for legal reasons, this is just a thirst HAHAHAHAHAH
idkyyy in my brain utahime is a (soft?) dom she's literally the only one who could withstand gojo's annoying fucking ass, shes a brat tamer but i see u im willing to indulge also dom fem isnt my specialty
tw public sex, female receiving oral, spitting
uta's the neediest when she's drunk. would not able to keep her hands off herself even if shoko and mei mei is sitting few feet away. you weren't exactly in the dark, the karaoke is still going, shoko is screaming her heart out but uta had you pinned on the seat, mewling against your thighs. her kiss is urgent and needy, you could feel your own thighs wet from where she's grinding.
"they're here," you muttered breathless but she shook her head.
you fought the urge to moan as she grabbed your tits, "i don't care, i want you to sit on my face."
it was hard to say no when she's already pulling you on top of her. you laughed at her goofiness, slipping your panties down your legs. you know shoko is already pestering mei to ignore you both, like this has been your normal occurrence. even in the dimmed room, you could see the light blush scattered across the bridge of her nose as she eyed your pussy with lust. she grabbed your ass, giving it a light squeeze as her tongue darted out. "that's it baby, flat out, right on my clit," you gasped, throwing you own head back. your fingers buried in her soft purplish strands, pulling her against your cunt.
it was getting harder to fight the urge to rock your hips, uta didn't fight. she was the one encouraging it with one hand on your waist and another finding your breasts. with her nose against your clit, you forced her to stick out her tongue, slipping it right in your clenching cunt. your moan drowned by the song from the karaoke machine, but you could still hear her soft mewl and loud slurping.
you were biting on your bunched up shirt now, tits spilled out. you grabbed her hand and placed it on your neglected tits, squeezing it lightly. your hard nub twisted and turn between her fingers.
"stick out your tongue," you pulled away, her tongue darted out waiting for your dollop of saliva to drip on. with the mix of your saliva and her own, she continued to flick her tongue on your clit, sucking and lapping intermittently. your breath ragged, hips bucking forward with your hands buried in her hair. "fuck me faster, come on, uta, you could do better than this," you hissed, clamping your thighs around her head. she whined, eyes droopy and glossy, uta looks so pretty between your thighs. your cunt squelching as you continue to grind on her face. you reached back, grabbing her tits, squeezing in frenzy every time her tongue hit the right spot.
you were close, all of them knew by the way you moaned, your desperate gasp for air. being watched intently by both shoko and mei mei weren't exactly helpful other than made you hornier than before. focus on the way your cunt clamping on her tongue as she tongue fucked you, her fingers gathered your arousal and started circling your puffy cunt. "fuck, fuck, fuck, keep doing that, i'm gonna cum soon," you cried, chest heaving up and down, her free hand still kneading your tits. you could hear the tell-tale sound of camera clicking and a loud snickering but you couldn't careless as you felt your belly tightened.
one full circle on your clit and you came, bucking forward. uta continued fucking your gaping cunt with her tongue, hands around your waist holding you steady as she continued to lap you up. you could hear her loud humming and slurping as her tongue swirled along your slit, lapping all your arousal clean. "s'good, y/n," she whined, pulling your slit apart for more access. every time her hoarse tongue flicked your puffy clit, you swore you could see stars.
"uta, no more," you groaned as her lips latched on your clit once again.
"i want more."
you pushed her back, replacing your cunt with your mouth, exchanging sloppy kisses. you could taste yourself on her lips and slight hit of beer. you continued to clean all your mess of her face, dumping it right back in her mouth.
"if you naughty sluts are done, the time is almost up, we need to go," mei mei interrupted just as you planted a last kiss on her lips. you couldn't ignore her pleading eyes, it took both you and shoko to drag her back to the car. the cum stain left seat was poorly wiped but it's no longer your business. with mei mei driving and shoko in front, uta had you and the backseat to herself.
A/N: Absolutely no one asked for this but I have thoughts and now yall have to hear them. Btw gonna put a keep reading because I’m trying to cover as many jjk characters as possible so it’s gonna get long.
Warnings: Spoilers if you’ve only seen the anime or haven’t read the manga up to the Shibuya Arc (relatively minor but you’ve been warned)
Itadori
He’s nowhere near the best smelling but his scent isn’t awful
He sweats a lot so he takes showers a minimum of 2x a day
Overall his smell isn’t that bad, he just smells like outside
5/10 points for effort but he always smells like he just got done rolling around in grass
Fushiguro
Fushiguro smells like the suave ocean breeze body wash with an undertone of pen ink
His smell is very nice, it’s not the most remarkable but it’s not stinky
Middle school Megumi was definitely a hot mess that smelled solely of axe body spray and other middle schoolers he beat up (Tsumiki tried her best but there was only so much he’d compromise on)
After he started attending the Tokyo school, Maki threw out his axe and made Gojo buy him actual cologne/scented body wash
7/10 smells like a friend (points reduced because he used to use 3 in 1 body wash)
Kugisaki
Kugisaki is very much clean
She keeps up a beauty regimen and doesn’t play when it comes to upkeeping it
She has this light floral scent because of that; it varies between cucumbers and roses
Her body wash is also consistent with the smell of her beauty products
One thing about Kugisaki’s smell is that it does change completely depending on what products she’s using
Although, if she were to be completely clean with no scented products, she’d have a smell that’s a little bit metallic because of the nails and a little pumpkin-y
10/10 points because she sets the standard
Gojo
Smells like the inside of a guys car
He smells like bergamot and cedarwood mixed with a hint of leather
Overall he smells nice and it’s frustrating because his scent lingers. It’s so distinct that even when he’s gone, his scent will stay behind just to taunt you
9/10 minus one point for being Gojo
Maki
She’s very particular about hygiene
It mainly stems from 1) her upbringing and 2) the level of cleanliness needed to clean all the weapons she uses regularly
She smells of metal polish, lavender with a hint of patchouli, and a slight undertone of rust
10/10 overall very strong scent but it’s so uniquely her that it’s calming
Inumaki
This makes no sense but I feel like Inumaki smells like the sandwich part of a deli
Specifically that fresh baked bread and sliced lettuce smell
It can be a bit nostalgic at times especially because the smell in general occurs in a lot of places
10/10 because bread smells good
Panda
It’s canon that Panda smells like the sun but we can get more specific
Panda does smell like the sun but I think he smells like a freshly cleaned room with the curtains open
The smell is like air freshener mixed with the sun
The air fresheners he smells the most like are: morning and dew, wood, pine, pet odor eliminator
10/10 no explanation needed
Yuta
Smells like teen spirit
Pre-jujutsu high (and before he was sent away to Africa); Yuta smelled like deodorant
He smelled like wayyy too much old spice, it was pretty bad
Post trip to Africa (idk which country he went to), Yuta smells of shea butter, frankincense, and charred wood
8/10 the crimes of pre jujutsu high Yuta will not be easily forgiven
Nanami
He smells like the blue Ralph Polo Lauren cologne
No I will not take criticism
He also smells a bit like the wrinkle spray people use when ironing clothes
10/10 we been knew that Nanami looks good, smells good, and dresses good
I don’t even like that cologne but for him...
Shoko
Love Shoko but her smell isn’t the most pleasant
Literally smells like cigarettes and alcohol with the sterile smell of cleaner to top it off
She’s an icon but her smell can be overwhelming at the best of times and suffocating at the worst
5/10 some people might like it but it is not for me
Utahime
Her scent is very foresty, either pine or spruce, with an undertone of gree tea
Her scent is a bit muted too so you can only really smell it if she’s really close or if you’re hugging her
It’s not a bad scent though, it’s the type that immediately sets you on ease
10/10 smells like a warm hug
Mechamaru(spoilers)
He’s a robot what’d you expect???
Jkjk Pre-Shibuya he smells really sterile and clean due to his condition
His robots obviously smell like metal and wiring
Post-Shibuya arc(or yk during technically): He smells kind of like nothing
There's the slightest smell of sparks from his cursed technique and the hint of mojito’s smell lingering, but otherwise he smells like absolutely nothing
6/10 the lack of smell is a bit off putting
Miwa
I can’t explain but I feel like Miwa smells like banana and vanilla
Like Mai and Momo tricked her and she ended up actually liking the smell
6/10 not the worst but not the best
Mai
Mai smells really heavily of metal and gunpowder
Obviously brcause of her cursed technique but she ever expected it to stck to her like it does
She doesn’t make any active effort to change it though because she thinks it makes her seem cool and mysterious
4/10 because while it DOES make her seem cool and mysterious, she scares locals
Momo
She definitely uses bath and body works perfume (tempted to say she uses the glittery versions but alas)
She loves using all the candles, lotions, and perfumes because of how girly they make her feel; has a collection that’s probably on a rotater
Definitely uses sweet pea above all
Tries to get Mai to try some of her fragrances but she has a 30/70 chance of getting her to agree
7/10 another scent that’s not for me
Todo
He has a really intense cleaning regimen and is never caught lackin in the smell department
He gets all the more embarrassed when Yuuji smells stinky next to him and will always make Yuuji shower if thr boy stinks
Other than that, he smelled of an ocean-y cologne before Takada-chan released her perfume collection
Now all he talks about is how he smells like the perfect husband for Takada
Takada’s perfume is really light a floral (along the lines of rose + vanilla) and if Todo runs out, he tries to steal it from Momo’s collection
9/10 minus a point for being a simp
Noritoshi
Smells really clean except for when he’s using his cursed technique
On average, Noritoshi smells like the clean linen spray/ clean laundry
When he uses his technique, he smells like blood and when he uses his technique to “dope”, he smells like sweat
Usually he smells like clean laundry though, he’s very picky about how he smells and hates the smell he gets from using his technique
10/10 for keeping clean
Naoya
If you think this man washes his ass...
Sorry but he’s a little too busy being a misogynist
Naoya saw the term gooch grease and was like “wow someone gets it!”
-400/10 I’m sick of talking about the ways this man smells like a popped neck pimple
Mahito
Only person that smells worse than Naoya
If Naoya smells like a popped neck pimple, Mahito smells like a literal sewer
He smells like sewage, garbage, rot and decay, melted plastic,etc.
Not only does Mojito’s body stink, his breath stinks, hair stinks, just everything stinks
Jogo and Hanami can’t tell since they don’t have noses but everytime Geto gets a whiff, he dies a little inside
-21982913293237932392379319210391090320323019/10 GET BACK. GET BACK. GET BACK.
Sukuna
Pre-death; he smelled like blood 9 times out of 10
The other 10% of times he smelled like incense or jasmine but you’d never smell it for long
Post-death; stinky funky and rotten
I’m sorry but 1) he’s a mass murder who literally sits atop a mountain of skulls 2) he’s technically dead and only exists thriugh his fingers
If you think that man smells like anything other than rot and grave wax...
-2/10 be glad he got a higher score than Mahito
Choso
I love Choso with every ounce of my being
That being said, he smells like a scab
Scabs don’t even have smells but somehow he smells like one
Alright I’m done slandering him
3/10 because I didn’t have the heart to give him anything lower
Geto(spoilers)
Pre-Gojo angst: Geto was the best smelling sorcerer in the world
He was very meticulous about his grooming routine and showed Gojo how to care for himself w/o the aid of servants
A king of self care and personal grooming 10/10
Post-Gojo angst: Geto really stopped caring about his appearance
He’d keep clean to set a good example for his kids, but he didn’t really see the value of looking decent
Probably says “I refuse to use the technology of monkeys”
Even though Mahito smells worse, Geto does still hang around Mahito and that’s gonna rub off
2/10 take a shower man, sea water doesn’t count as cleaning yourself
Junpei
Junpei smells like dandelions/picked grass and cigarettes
Cigarettes are obviously because his mom smokes them so frequently the smell sticks to him
The dandelions/ picked grass smell is because Junpei spends a lot of time outside
Out of boredom or a need to keep his negative thoughts at bay, Junpei started picking at the grass
I do think he eventually started weaving flower crowns made of dandelions and strips of grass
6/10 because I feel bad for him
Toji
This man...
As much as I’d like to pretend he smells good, he has a drooling worm hanging off him and probably owns like one outfit
That being said, he’s not as stinky as Naoya or Mahito (or even Sukuna), because he does clean himself when he has the chance
It’s just that he spends his money so quickly that he kinda forgets sometimes
Although he usually has no problem finding some woman who’d be more than willing to put him up in a hotel room
His smell is musky but it’s not funky
He smells like a guy right before they start to get stinky, it’s a delicate balance
4/10 he’s a lil funky but it kinda feeds his image
As much as I love utahime I believe she these type to judge you 😭 like you do or day something shes using the side eye 👀 judging you or she wouls scold the crap out of us.
