Friday Night Funkin' Sukone Tei Mix (CONCEPT)
This is just a random text file I wrote on my computer like a week ago that I'm just deciding to paste here because I don't want it to rot on my computer for five million years.
(Oh yeah and this has been rotting in my Tumblr drafts for like months as well. I'm only posting this because that one Teto Mix mod is apparently gonne have Sukone Tei replacing Monster.)
In this scenario, Sukone Tei would end up taking the spot of Boyfriend while Kagamine Len (who would be around the same age as Tei in this obviously) would be placed in the spot of Girlfriend; tied on top of the speaker and just looking a bit uncomfortable. Though the rope isn't exactly tied that well since Tei can't tie a knot for shit, with the real reason for Len just not leaving being out of a sense of pity since Tei's been trying to like capture him for a long ass time and he just feels bad at this point because Tei's plans suck ass.
Tei's idle animation would have her just looking all cheery and happy, looking like a happy and silly little fella with a dumb smile on her face as she holds a microphone on her hand in a way similar to how Senpai holds it, mostly because they're both characters who appear all kind and sweet but are not actually like that in the slightest.
Her idle animation would somewhat change a little bit once her health is low enough, having her smile become a bit strained and her hand that isn't holding a microphone start twitching a bit as if wanting to grab something.
Sukone Tei would have two different game over animations, with the second one being a random chance just like the fakeout animation that can randomly play for Boyfriend. The normal game over animation has Tei chucking her knife right at Len, connecting with where his heart would be and just having the thing that bops to the game over theme be his shattered heart. The secret game over animation would have Tei's knife miss the mark and accidentally hit the speaker instead, sending the knife right back at Tei and connecting with her heart instead.
For the Monster songs in Week 2 and Week 5, Sukone Tei wouldn't use normal sounding vocals and instead sing like Monster does. The Tei Mix of those songs would really just be Monster and Tei threatening each other in more and more disturbing ways, mostly because it'd be really funny for Monster and Tei to get along a little bit due to how fucked up they both are.
For Week 4, Len is seen pretty much white knuckling the rope to prevent it from flying off due to the wind.
For Week 5, the rope wrapped around Len would be replaced with wrapping paper instead, along with there now being a Santa Hat now placed on his head. He would be shivering a little bit in his idle animation as well due to it being cold while Tei herself would simply be wearing a pair of antlers on her head, with her nose being painted red and her outfit being replaced by some kind of reindeer outfit. Kasane Teto could also like show up in the background of the Week 5 stage, replacing the spot where Miku's standing.
For Week 6, Senpai would try to flirt with Tei, who would be grossed out by someone other than Len trying to get with her; leading to Senpai growing really angry for the Roses part and threatening her like everyone else. This threat is only followed by Len, with his head in his hands, quietly muttering that he's gonna witness a murder; something that Tei agrees to with a simple shrug and a "Yeah, probably".
For Week 7, Len would be holding his hands up due to being held at gun point, just anxiously looking at the two soldiers. Stress would play out with Utane Uta (wielding two RPGs) coming to push Len off of the speaker, having him faceplant on the ground and Tei being stupid enough to think that Len broke free of the weak ass rope binding with nothing but the power of love, leading to her making Len carry her in a quick motion (like just a quick blur of colors and then boom Len's carrying Tei now). Len would just quietly sigh afterwards as Tei would be all lovey dovey towards him. Also Uta would wield her RPGs more like bats since the Tankmen soldiers just run at her like idiots so she just like swings at them and that's enough to kill somehow.
For Weekend 1, Tei would simply block Darnell's cans by throwing her knife at them. Blazin' would happen due to Tei simply running out of knives to throw like how Darnell would run out of cans to kick at her, resulting in a simple fist fight that would go like normal.
As for the different Results Screen animations…
Loss Rank: Tei looks completely defeated and sad, head in her knees as she sobs while Len is left to awkwardly pat her on the back as a way of trying to comfort her.
Good Rank: Tei holds a flower in her hand, plucking off one petal at a time as she says either "loves me" or "loves me not", with there being two outcomes to this animation before it resets. The first outcome happens if the final petal ends with "loves me", having Tei squeal in excitement to herself as she throws the flower away and pulling out another to reset the animation. The second outcome happens if the final petal ends with "loves me not", having her blankly stare at the flower before chucking it away and just pulling out another to reset the animation.
Great Rank: Tei practices her knife throwing skills at a poster with various VOCALOID characters (Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin, Kagamine Len, Megurine Luka, Kaito & Meiko), with the animation resetting once her knife has hit the poster and she pulls it out and returns to her starting position. The knife would always hit a random character on the poster, though the only expection would be Len for the most part since it would be like a very, very low chance for that to happen. If the knife does hit Len however, Tei will panic and frantically move to pull it out; kissing the part of the poster that she hit like one would kiss a small wound.
Excellent Rank: Tei grabs Len from the speaker, resulting in the rope bindings coming off completely as she begins to throw him in the air while absolutely overjoyed and repeatedly catching him. Len would merely look a bit nervous during this animation due to being scared of Tei failing to catch him.
Perfect Rank: Tei excitedly leans in to kiss Len, who simply stands up to break his weak rope bindings and walks away; leaving Tei just trying to kiss the air with her eyes closed.
