#utensia

[quotes-from-oz]

Dorothy’s on trial and the people are deciding whether or not to literally kill her, and when she speaks up someone tells her she shouldn’t weigh in, because she might be biased in her own favor

[quotes-from-oz]

"Why is the colander the High Priest?" "He's the holiest thing we have in the kingdom," replied King Kleaver. "Except me," said a sieve. "I'm the whole thing when it comes to holes."

Dorothy, King Kleaver, and a Sieve in The Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum

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"I wish there wasn't a saucepan in my kingdom," he said. "You fellows are always stewing, over something, and every once in a while you slop over and make a mess of it."

King Kleaver in The Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum

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"I'm a lawyer," said the corkscrew, proudly. "I am accustomed to appear at the bar." "But you're crooked," retorted the King, "and that debars you. You may be a corking good lawyer, Mr. Popp, but I must ask you to withdraw your remarks." "Very well," said the corkscrew, sadly; "I see I haven't any pull at this court."

King Kleaver and a corkscrew in The Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum

[quotes-from-oz]

As you say, we have had dull times since the steel and grindstone eloped and left us.

King Kleaver in The Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum

[quotes-from-oz]

"To create some excitement," the Captain answered. "It is so quiet here that we are all getting rusty for want of amusement. For my part, I prefer to see stirring times."

The Captain of the Spoon Brigade of Utensia in The Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum

[rjalker]

There has got, got to be an existing movie about this right? There is no fucking way somebody read all of these puns and hasn't made a movie of it yet.

Where is a movie or short cartoon with Dorothy goes to Utensia? This is so punny. I refuse to believe that it has not been adapted yet.

[rjalker]

so. Many. Puns.