#puns!!!

[alwaysanovice]

My brother: I don’t really like Bakugo’s costume.

Me: What?! Why not?

My brother: I don’t know, it just seems sort of weird like, it looks like he wearing a leotard with these giant-ass bracelets.

Me: Really? Cause I think it looks...bomb.

My brother: …*finally gets it* I hate you.

[zarinaa113]

Huey: "Let's Hue this!"

Me: "DEWFORD DINGUS DUCK!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR ELDER BROTHER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

[cherryholleydraws]

An expositor of the Kobold Soul.

[ID: Digital sketch of Beau from Critical Role as a kobold with blue scales, and gold scales on her stomach and the underside of her tail, blue slit-pupil eyes, fangs, claws and horns down the back-centre of her head. She stands ready to fight, holding her staff behind her. End ID]

[quotes-from-oz]

"Why is the colander the High Priest?" "He's the holiest thing we have in the kingdom," replied King Kleaver. "Except me," said a sieve. "I'm the whole thing when it comes to holes."

Dorothy, King Kleaver, and a Sieve in The Emerald City of Oz by L. Frank Baum

[decimateddreams]

if your friends ever ask you to play music, show them a picture of gerard and say "please understand it has to be This Way", while blasting Our Lady Of Sorrows.

[incorrect-zexal-quotes]

Yuma: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Yuma: Because he Never Lands!

Tetsuo: This joke never gets old.

Kotori: It's got a great hook.

Cathy: I don't get it. I'm lost, boys.

[singingvio]

HAL: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

GG: this is the most hopeful think i’ve ever read.

GT: what if i die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

HAL: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

TT: Get out.

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I stand by my previous point: Hal is a little shit.