#utt florida

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based on my last daily table post i would like to say

florida be freaky/pos

The post in reference in case anyone’s wondering

Florida at any opportune moment trying to see Louis tits, he has no sense of time and place. My man’s an exhibitionist

I might start a poll to see which state y’all think is the freakiest lol

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Florida having a gore kink but he just accidentally ends up killing all his partners like that but he's just "oh well 🤷" and gets another one to repeat the cycle with

deranged thought for you ig

KAIDNAKNDJA it’s not funny but it kinda is because ofc Florida could just be casual about it

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speaking of flo's tits on this blog

sometimes in florida man in socal flo has cleavage i can even send proof if you don't know where to look

if i've already told you this then this is a reminder

Please do send proof I love flo’s tits and they deserve their time in the sun!!

Pics or it didn’t happen

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florida's first question to gov when he met him

Answer the question, Suit!!

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florida to connecticut after listening to connie's state song

LMAO

Florida just wants that connecticunt

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Florida would find a way to fuck every state. He’d also find a way to fuck Texas in space and Rhode Island underwater

trying to think of all the ways Florida would fuck every state because no way in hell is he ever repeating a method of fucking a state.

I honestly think that he’d try fucking New York in a pizza shop bathroom or in a theater. Alaska’s doing a Mary on a Cross in the snow (apparently Mary on a Cross is a song about sucking dick and fucking)

also Florida’s topping every single time unless he gets forced into bottoming

Floridas the type of guy who’s gotta do everything better than the last huh

And yeah Mary on a Cross is a good song I like

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the wttt fandom needs more flocali nsfw tbh. there is SO much opportunity with them… THEYRE LITERALLY ROOMMATES PLS GUYS WE NEED MORE WITH THEM IN GENERAL

Flocali is truly excellent also it gives me “Dude Where’s my Car?” sometimes they should smoke a bowl and make out while getting each other off

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Florida: “did you know if you swallow cum it stays in you for 7 years?”

These are the things loui hears having sex with Florida

Loui knows if Floridas not keeping his mouth busy he’ll use it to talk, so either gag him or fuck his mouth are the options