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Jekyll: *exists*

Utterson: I FEEL THINGS AND I DONT LIKE IT

Utterson: and then I said "if he be Mr Hyde I shall be Mr Seek"!!

Enfield: ...

Utterson: gET IT???

Enfield: we're at Henry's funeral John. *whispering* ...DOES THIS SEEM THE RIGHT TIME TO MAKE JOKES..?!

Utterson: *cries*

Jekyll: everything is just AWFUL! It couldn't be worse!!

Utterson: shh relax Henry! You need to Je-CALM down!

Jekyll: IT JUST GOT EVEN WORSE!!

Hyde: hey lawyer scum~ did ya miss me?

Utterson: yes, I missed you.

Utterson: BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Lanyon: hey Gabriel! I'm organising a small meeting at my house with a few friends, would you like to come?

Utterson: sure. That would be fantHASTIEc

Lanyon: *grabs a cane*

Utterson: well I should go now bye

Person: what gender are you?

Utterson: I'm a lawyer.

Person: no I mean.. Are you male or female?

Utterson: I have the right to remain silent.

Person: ... What's in your pants?!

Utterson: disappointment.

Utterson: my friends are the best.

Utterson:

Utterson: PFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! my goodness, that was a good one Gabriel!

Utterson: thanks Gabriel!

Utterson: you're welcome!

Utterson:

Utterson: I'm so lonely.

Lanyon: okay, and this time try not to let the cat out of the bag, John.

Utterson: it was not my fault! Hyde tore that bag apart and walked away!!

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