“I prefer to think of us as the nega-vengers. The team who does all the icky fun stuff.”
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“I prefer to think of us as the nega-vengers. The team who does all the icky fun stuff.”
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“Do you think if I cut myself in half, another me would grow on one half? Would they be my evil twin, or would they be my good twin? Or just a carbon copy? I don’t know how I feel about any of those possibilities. Your thoughts?”
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“I’m dying.”
It was the first thing that came out of his mouth, when the room finally stopped spinning, when Vanessa’s voice came back into focus, coming up with a thousand ideas to save him, begging the doctor for any answer.
“You’re not dying,” Vanessa said tearfully, “Wade! Look at me- you are not dying.” She grabbed his face, forcing him to look at her, “You’re not going to die. We’ll find a doctor who knows what they’re doing.”
He pulled away from her hands, shaking his head and laughing, his eyes ringed with red.
“You heard her. It’s spread. It’s basically on hard mode, and it’s taking checkpoints,” he laughed, sounding dazed, “I’m dying. I’m…I’m actually dying. I’m finally dying…of cancer of all things. That’s fucking hilarious. I found the clowns, Ness. I found the clowns, Doc. My senses are still good.”
The doctor looked concerned, pity clear on her face. His eyes glazed over as she began to suggest therapy and grief counselling to get him through this, still giggling to himself. He was dying. After years of praying for, chasing death desperately, she’d finally come for him. He knew he was supposed to be angry, supposed to be afraid, but he wasn’t. He was actually completely relieved.
He stood up quickly, shaking the doctor’s hand.
“Thanks, Doc.”“Mr. Wilson, please…” she began, only to be talking to his retreating back.
He could hear the clickity-clack of Vanessa’s heels against the floor as she hurried to catch up to him, grabbing him by the arm.
“Wade, stop!” she said, shaking him, “ What are you doing? e have to talk treatment options.”“I don’t wanna be that guy, but…I’m pretty sure there’s a reason it’s called terminal.” “She didn’t say terminal,” Vanessa argued, slapping his arm, “You can’t just…give up! You can’t!”“Why not?” Wade demanded, looking exhausted, “I have been getting my ass kicked for 29 years, Ness, and now my ass is kicking it’s own ass! Literally, prostate cancer.” “How can you make jokes right now?” she demanded bitterly. He laughed at her, stroking her cheek. “Because it was a perfectly serviceable joke.” She laughed, wiping her eyes. “You can’t leave me,” she sniffled, “I need you too much.” Wade pulled her into his arms, holding her close and stroking her hair. He closed his eyes, trying to find a way to say the words that every part of him was screaming for him not to. “It’s okay, babe. I’ll do whatever it takes to beat this thing. For you.”
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He was fighting for his life. Well, to be fair, it’s not really his life since he can’t actually die, but his mind. Yeah, better description. Fighting for his mind. Or what was left of it, considering the past few weeks.
Because yet fucking again, Wheels and the Mutant Tones had gotten a bug up their asses about taking him in. He’d already gotten a vibe for what X wanted to do to him. Offering to “help” him or some shit- fuuuuuck that. He just wanted to fuck around in his head, figure out how he worked. He wanted no part in that shit, fuck you very much.
“Wade, enough.”“Fuck you,” Wade screamed at him, picking up a large block and hurling it at him, “I’m not letting you beam me up, Scotty. I ain’t getting probed by Charles fucking Xavier- not today, not ever!”“You are acting erratically,” Colossus insisted, “You are not yourself. We are only here to be helping you.”“Help?” Wade laughed credulously, “You wanna help? When you catch a bad guy, fucking kill him. End of story. You know what happens when you kill bad guys? They fucking die! Then there’s less evil on earth!”“And who is it we should be killing, Wade?”“Well, I’d fucking start..” he yelled, swinging furiously at Colossus with his katanas, “With all the mother fuckers…who keep fucking everything up!”
He was swinging furiously, as if by sheer force of will his katanas would be able to cut up the metal man.
“Stop!” Colossus bellowed, swinging hard and catching Wade in the chest. Wade slammed into the ground, gagging and gasping for a moment before his collapsed chest regenerated. He was already on edge- one too many bad days in a string of bad days. He’d been fighting for weeks- Christmas had gotten fucked up, he had to fight and run his way outta that, and now here was mother fucking Chomedome himself, throwing him around like a fucking rag doll. That brief instant of pure, agonizing pain was enough to throw him over the edge.
He whipped out his pistol, firing one, two, three shots at Colossus, mostly for his own fucking enjoyment. And then he turned.
It was a split second. He saw the fear in Negasonic’s eyes when he’d turned the gun on her, like she expected him to shoot her. It was only one fucking second, but that second was enough to make him drop the damn thing. He’d scared her. He’d made her think he was gonna shoot her flat in the fucking face.
What’s worse, he almost fucking did. In fact, he’s not entirely sure he didn’t.
The world felt like it was in slow motion as she lifted her arms to shield her body, the explosive burst of energy blowing him across the fucking warehouse. He struggled to his feet, stumbling through back rooms of the warehouse, just trying to get the fuck away from them, trying to get the fuck away from that look on her face. He could hear them chasing him, collapsing behind a wall.
“I’m sorry!” he yelled down the hallway, “I didn’t mean to, Ellie.” “But you still did it!” she screamed back at him from around the corner. “Please Wade, come back with us,” Colossus pleaded, “The Professor will help you!”“He can’t help me. No one can help me.”
He whipped a canister of tear gas down the hall, turning and bolting.
“Think of it this way: it could have been a lot worse.” [ HeLLo ]
“Yeah, of course it could’ve- there could’ve been Pomeranians involved. I fucking hate those fuzzy little assholes. Gotta keep a positive attitude, huh?” (( HEYYA gurl))
headcanon: unscarred, Wade has the uncanny ability to blend in with the crowd in just about any setting.