#valarhalla

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Confession: My greatest achievement in life is that I was drunk the year France submitted the I Want To Have A Moustache song, gave them like eight votes, and then they got one point in the entire contest from the UK. It was me.

u couldn't waterboard this information out of me

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@valarhalla Finished!

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UR FAVOURITE INTERNATIONAL GIRLFRIENDS ARE REUNITED, THIS TIME WITH SWEATERS \o/

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crocordile replied to your post: Saw this garbage fucking book in a bookstore ‘The...

Oh my god ajagsnbsksns

Hilariously, while I’m not sure Fingon the Valiant even got a mention, Turin got a whole section (which I’m sorry I didn’t read, I was just flicking through in disgust). This book is the antitumblr.

valarhalla replied to your post: Saw this garbage fucking book in a bookstore ‘The...

There are MULTIPLE explicit Nuada paralells you coul have chosen YOU PICKED THE WRONG ONE PERSON

They were focusing on the ‘arrive in new land, get wrecked’ aspect but. come on. 

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Moomin’s London travel adventures part 1/?: churros, tacos (offscreen), Piccadilly Circus, ft. Moomin personal assistants/camera crew/adoptive mothers Daniela&Leah

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Important insight of the day: by sound at least, the name Turkafinwë can be mistaken for Twerkafinwë

you can do with this information whatever you choose but it can never be unheard

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Moomin’s London travel adventures part 2/?: on the tube, the South Bank, Spitalfields, also the discovery that scarves make good moomin babybjorns #youhearditherefirst

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(In reference to this video, combined with a typo that once led to the birth of the almighty HEDGEGOD)

.....In case you were wondering what tumblr user @valarhalla and I get up to when left to our own devices. The answer is GREAT THINGS \o/