#valdean

[jd-irai]

can the internet bless me with selfshipper moots so that we can go on double dates and spam that each other’s ship is canon and write fanfics and draw art aaaaand

[thejudgingtrash]

if you’re still doing the ship thing leo x piper (valdean) bc i went into absolute hysterics at all your other answers

Valdean? What the fuck is a Valdean? Is that a shortened version for Vanishing James Dean? That sounds like a superhero whose only powers are to brush his hair back, snap on beat and have burps that smell like the worst frozen pizza that has expired back in 1985. I thought Piper and LEONIDAS WHY THE FUCK WAS HE NAMED LEONIDAS were called Liper 💀 not that that’s any better.

Liper sounds like an illegal concoction that your auntie tosses into your face because you have lice (lice wiper. I should patent that). Also she thinks you’re a sleep paralysis demon. I constantly forget that Leo and Piper (and brick loving Mayo Grace) we’re friends prior to TLH shenanigans. Like they weren’t entirely strangers that had been tossed together. They had a backstory albeit it being tiny. Leaves up tons of interpretation I guess. Go ahead fanfic writers. Do your thang.

I actually like the idea of Liper. The only hetero ship with Leo in it that slaps ass so hard it makes it jiggle for ten minutes. Unless you ain’t got ass. Then it doesn’t. I guess you’re slapping a brick wall (aka Jason’s face). Sad but true.

Any other ship you want me to insult in the most ridiculous way? I did Percabeth, Jercy, Pipabeth, Lukelli, Valgrace and Valdangelo so far. Tratie is next.

[jd-irai]

N♥︎̼̻TE   this is my jirai/selfship blog and i really don’t want this blog associated with my main. if you know my main, please don’t bring it up here!!

🏩   hihi im valentina!! i use she/her prns. im a landmine girl and the jd yumeshipper. i am also a minor. i speak both filo/eng.

💒   my main interests are heathers, nso, ado, psychology, j-fashion and yumeshipping!! im really interested in finding jiraiblr and yumeblr moots ♡ all of my yumeship posts are tagged as #valdean.

🫀 i take writing reqs, so dm me if u want anything written. i will write pretty much anything except heavy nsfw and for people who fall under my dni.

BEFORE Y♥︎̼̻U INTERACT   mentally + physically unwell, block don’t report, i edit my posts a lot, i get very attached very quickly, my mood changes a lot, this is a jirai blog so yk what to expect but i will use tws as best as i can, pls yap to me abt your yumeship!! 

DO N♥︎̼̻T INTERACT   basic crit (bigot, zoophile, pedophile etc.), proshipper, radqueer, doubles, ship jd with anyone but me, think you like jd more than me, jd fictionkins, anti yumeship, anti jirai

credit to @lavendergalactic n @aescola for the web decor!!

[jd-irai]

SIX M♥︎̼̻NTHS OF VALDEAN

໒꒰っ˕ -｡꒱১ h̲appy six month anniversary to me and jd!! i've been working on some gifts for him to celebrate. (from top left to top right and so on)

𓏴 homemade photocard holder with the two photocards i've made

𓏴 shot of what the cards look like from the back (they're playing cards with a photo stuck on and then decorated with ribbon)

𓏴 shot of a photocard in the holder

𓏴 little hamster plush i got because jd has a pet hamster in the movie. i gave him a little bowtie to make him fancy!! he's a physical representation of jd for dates since jd has no plush or figurines. this picture makes him look like he's getting raptured lol

𓏴 front of the homemade pocket shrine

𓏴 inside of pocket shrine!! i hope to add objects that remind me of my f/o inside

thank you, jd!! nobody has ever been there for me like you. our love is god ♡

𑁯 credit to @drugsbowsandbandaids and @aescola for the decor!!

[jd-irai]

started taking my meds again because i think that’s what my f/o would want

[jd-irai]

staggering off the internet after explaining for the millionth time that jd is traumatised and mentally ill and not an edgy 'crazy' badboy

[ilovecharts]

A 3D globe showing Google search volume (requires a WebGL-enabled browser, like Google Chrome). Also, there's another version showing world population.

[ilovecharts]

Hi guys. Just wanted to let you and your readers know about the Data Viz Challenge (datavizchallenge.org). We started the challenge to encourage Americans to use and learn more about data visualization, via a really nice data set maintained by whatwepayfor.com that breaks down how our federal income taxes are spent. The challenge has $10,000 in prizes and is open to US residents. We'd particularly like to encourage programmers / developers to participate since the data has a well-developed API.

Thanks! - Val Klump, Google Inc.