#valid ig

[currently-becoming-potatoes]

Project Sekai managed to convert my mum to the side of the gays. She is now the number one Akitoya shipper

[coffincoitus]

there's always so much fanfare when I go out with my sister and women in their 30-60s notice we are twins. yes we are beautiful and eerie and so alike like a set of matching porcelain dolls. as if it's our fault 🙄

[ofclogan]

Text → Spooky Boy Jr.

Logan: You have an audition on Wednesday at 2pm.

Logan: I'll give the driver the address but you have to be awake and ready by 1:30

[thlstunicorn]

Wait she’s lowkey right

[nymphra9]

This is my confession okay trust

what the hell is a transage like transgender but for the herb??? What???

[vivid-vices]

everything is Bad

[florida-preposterously]

i hope I'm just a silly guy. To you.

[sarahatthecrisco]

I learned today that I have a brand at work, and not in the "haha she's so quirky" kind of way you'd expect from someone of my antisocial caliber

today I was confronted by FOUR coworkers because I was wearing shorts. That's it, I wore shorts!

in their defense I absolutely wear pants even when it's 110°F because I work outside and I am both highly allergic to all plants, and am super clumsy and will burn myself on any metal part of my truck, mostly my back step, I was just lazy this morning. But like...

me wearing shorts caused several people actual psychic damage. I am baffled.