Everything beautiful is ruined eventually.

But we'll pull through right?

[florida-preposterously]

Sometimes your middle school bullies are right because you are weird and suspiciously queer. But that just means you're an absolutely delightful person to be around <3

[adhd-vibes]

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

[adhd-vibes]

my benevolent puppeteers

[ozempicofficial]

[pharmersonly]

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

[yoinky-sploinky]

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[byjove]

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[origami-butterfly]

I'm so glad maths isn't one of the mainstream quirky-ified fields of STEM, because if it was people would be saying shit like "pi is overrated" and I couldn't deal with that

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🪓imaginaryaxes Follow

Pi is sooooo overrated, what does it even do. "Ooh I've got infinite digits" so does any recurring decimal. You aren't special.

🔁tangentrial

#just use 3.14 #no one cares about all your precious digits

^OPs tags are so real

🔁modulussy

OP is literally a radian user.

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🏆best-mathematical-identity Follow

BEST MATHEMATICAL IDENTITY FINAL!!!

Euler's identity

sin²x + cos²x = 1

Voting ended onMay 11

🔁euler-hardly-know-her

Sorry but how could you not vote for Euler's identity!!! It literally combines 5 different constants

🔁trigtits314

Ok but euler is sooooooo overrated,,, also half the things he "discovered" were stolen from middle-eastern mathematicians

#sin²x + cos²x =1 is literally perfect #don't talk to me or my son ever again

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📉integreat

Does anyone know how to evaluate an integral with indeterminate limits??

🔁differential-equeertion

L'hopital.

🔁integreat

Omg sorry to hear that!! Why are you telling me on this post though? (And you're French???)

🔁differential-equeertion

Girl...

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🥧i8sumpi

She circumference on my diameter till I can't be expressed as a fraction using rational numbers

🔁imaginaryaxes

Omg 🙄🙄🙄 more pi-posters. Get a grip and just use 22/7

🔁i8sumpi

#also #even if i was doing calculations right now #I'd still use the value of pi saved to my calc #22/7 is only accurate to 3sf

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❤️‍🔥proofbyseduction Follow

Proof by induction my beloved <333

🔁algebro-deactivated20260510

Proof by contradiction is better.

🔁proofbyseduction

Prove it.

🔁calculussy

Holy shit op you killed them... another win for proof by induction

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📐sinesinner

Has anyone considered the beautiful curves of the sine graph...

#call me the denominator of tan the way I want sine to top me

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⚛️pi-protection Follow

Call out post for @/imaginaryaxes !!! (Google doc attached)

Tw for pi-phobia, bullying, and harassment.

Ok, so we've seen a lot of their pi-phobia, and harassment of pi-lovers already, but I did some more digging, and found they also bullied a minor, as well as suggesting killing all degrees users (insane that they're a radian user and a pi-phobe!! Girl what!!). They also sent complex number calculations to someone who had complex numbers in their trigger list (I love complex numbers, and wish people weren't triggered by them, but that is NOT ok!!!) And they've done this to a bunch of other users as well (screenshots in the google doc!)

Some people have suggested they're faking being a radian user to give us a bad name, and while there isn't much evidence for this, I think the fact they're a pi-phobe says it all. Radian-faking is wayyyy too common now.

I've attached all the evidence in this google doc, and more people keep adding stuff, so I highly recommend blocking them. (Reminder not to harass them though!!)

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@fake-post-archive

[anglaised]

theres a reason u associate east asians with femininity and black people with masculinity and it has nothing to do with actual masculine or feminine “behavior” and everything to do with race science 😭 u have been taught race science, u haven’t unlearned race science 😭😭😭😭 READ A BOOK ABOUT RACISMMMM

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[bellstworock]

Got bored at work– HTDC artwork!!

SEX RACCOON!!

[kidovna]

google show me william byers eisner award images

[earhartsease]

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[bookwyrminspiration]

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[vita-min-bunniii]

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great