#valjert

[send-me-to-the-exr]

I have art that I'll post tomorrow but for today take some substandard contrapuntal poems for Barricade Day!!!

Grantaire and Enjolras:

Javert and Valjean:

Fantine and Cosette:

And Gavroche and Éponine:

@barricadeday (no clue if that's just for art sorry if not)

[fio-of-the-fae-realm]

Javert: Wait, you’ve confused me. Was it a loaf or a mouthful?

Jean Valjean: Hm?

Javert: The bread you stole. Which I am arresting you for. You said you stole a loaf of bread. But then you said you stole a mouthful of bread. Which was it?

Jean Valjean: Oh, I can fit a whole loaf of bread in my mouth. I don’t have a gag reflex, so-

Javert (turning red and sweating): Oh.

[ohmylaurrd]

Kiss and make up type shit

[thedoctor221b-blog]

Watching Les Mis With my brother who hasn’t seen it

*At the Confrontation*

My Brother: Is this a love song?

Me and My Friend: Oh Definitely 

[korpi-kaati]

is this a bread stick in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

-Javert, probably

[ohmylaurrd]

Yall please someone tell me what version is the gayest English translation of Les Misérables🙏🙏

[blackscarabfilmz]

Tumblr has ruined me

Today in my band class we were playing I dreamed a dream from Les Mis and my teacher asked what the song was about and someone responded by saying well Valjert took Fantine's kid, and instead of being, "Oh he pronounced it wrong". I was like "Is that the otp ship name for Valejean and Javert?"