#valkyriis

[telestoapologist]

Valkyriis: Go for it. Break a leg. :)

Eathos: That's an awful thing to say.

Valkyriis: It means good luck.

Eathos: Oh. Then guardian, I sincerely hope you are crushed by a drop pod.

[telestoapologist]

valkyriis doing repair work on taniks’s big shanktaur body while they have a conversation. like his big front hatch is open with some wires strewn out, val’s covered in grease and scratches, and they’re just carrying on like normal.

[telestoapologist]

Valkyriis: radicalizing beautiful guardian women by teaching them eliksni

Shaxx: um. die??

Valkyriis: did i hit a nerve bitch

[telestoapologist]

emerging from the shadows to say that i've been thinking about phathros singing "you'll be in my heart" to little valkriis to help settle her. because i'm soft about interspecies child/parent relationships again. if you even care.

[telestoapologist]

Dani’s pulled me into the Misraaks x Valkriis hole and I’m too comfy to dig myself out. They’re cute, your honor. 

Takes place before Misraaks becomes a kell. Comic based on a scene from Disney’s Mulan! 

[telestoapologist]

dumb lil 5AM valkriks sketch!!! ok goodnight 💙

[telestoapologist]

shaxx speaking to the young wolf: if it weren’t for you, guardian, we’d all be speaking fallen at this point!

valkriis listening in nearby, who has been teaching willing guardians eliksni this whole time:

[telestoapologist]

Cayde-6: Count how much sand is here, Eathos. That's your first objective. Eathos: (obediently begins counting) Valkyriis: Why the fuck would you make him do that?? Cayde-6: It passes the time. Valkyriis: That’s gonna take so long!! Cayde... it's gonna get so annoying!! Cayde-6: I'm curious what the biggest number is! Valkyriis: No! He's just gonna be counting forever! Cayde-6: Perhaps. Eathos: (still counting) Valkyriis: Cayde, what have you wrought?! (an uncountable amount of time later) Eathos: Only thirty million sand particles in this desert. Cayde-6: See? That was easy! Valkyriis: Fuck. Oh my god.