college au valpollo - ( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
college valpollo / ► ❤ ☢ / [TEXT]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that / [TEXT]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night / [TEXT]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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send ► for a fucking wrong person text
[wrong number text]: babe i need you so bad[wrong number text]: im so hard come take care of it
send ❤ for an i fucking love you text
[outgoing text]:valerina ballerina i lov eyou so[outgoing text]: la la la
send ☢ for a fucking drunken text
[drunk text]: VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL[drunk text]: im sleepy
[TEXT]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
[outgoing text]: oh God[outgoing text]: are u out[outgoing text]: do u need me to pick u up
[TEXT]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
[outgoing text]: we’re not even close to texas[outgoing text]: how?????
[TEXT]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
[outgoing text]: how did u do that[outgoing text]: girl panties dont have room for that[outgoing text]: ur amazing
valpollo [ text ]: fucking buzzfeed is messing me up at 2 AM with their fucking quizzes like wtf how are you gonna go get into my head like that with a fucking quiz about what arizona tea i am wtf buzzfeed