#vampire behavior

[memehoarder9001]

[questcult]

My wife, who has a flawless milk chocolate skin-tone and was cluelessly laying on the couch lookin' like an entire holiday snack

Foolishly, incredulously, has the Audacity to ask me why I bit her just now

Ma'am it is Christmas

Eating snacks is mandatory

[antiquepearlss]

I’m watching a religious history video and just offhandedly referred to the first century CE as “pretty recent”

[toader]

"You have such beautiful veins!" - something a vampire would say

[vampire-propagandist]

The only thing that would actually deter me from becoming a vampire is the knowledge that I wouldn't be able to eat Mexican food ever again and i just can't make that sacrifice.

[makenna-made-this]

Ominous Demands on the chalkboard tonight

[vampire-propagandist]

Vampires are real and we're called anemics thank you very much

[vampire-propagandist]

For personal reasons I will be passing away from consumption