#vampire humour

[howtocareforyourhuman]

Can't eat food for the holidays? Host a friendsgiving anyways!

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[howtocareforyourhuman]

It's just so adorable when humans try using their teeth on you.

[giraffepoliceforce]

Hello I am auditioning for the role of Ironic Vampire and I will be singing Man in the Mirror.

[howtocareforyourhuman]

Halloween Tip: Making scary vampire faces at bratty children when they ask for candy might be a little bit too mean.

[howtocareforyourhuman]

Halloween Tip #8: Coming home covered in fake blood seems to have three possible outcomes: 1) Your human has a mild fright and you both laugh afterwards. 2) Your human has a heart attack. 3) A concerning amount of indifference.