#vampire professor

[mimsaroni]

Based on a dream:

Dr. Vampire was born out of a plum.

After he had tore through the flesh and skin of the fruit, he had immediately felt sorry for ruining the pretty purple sweetness that gave birth to him.

He never meant to be the way he is.. Dr. Vampire can’t help it, and he’s very sorry about it.

He loves the beautiful small things like numbers that add and subtract neatly, a walk under the spring rain in his big rain boots, and quiet moments meant for daydreaming.

How had he been born a such a gentle soul, but forced to extract suffering from business students? At least algebra makes sense — that he can count on.

[lackingtheme]

I vant to grade your essays!

[herumori]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[waldensblog]

Honestly though because the Twilightverse vampires don’t need to sleep and have very few weaknesses, while I know we saw a bunch just kinda doing whatever, I imagine at least a fair few would grow bored and end up like full-time academics - not to advance knowledge for humanity, but because they don’t know what ELSE to do for all the hours of eternity.

Like I know the whole “vampire-in-college” thing has been done, but I can seriously imagine a vamp who was turned during the Renaissance poring over old Greek and Roman texts as a professor and pissing off his colleagues with the sheer amount of papers he can publish a year because he doesn’t need to sleep anyway so he actually CAN devote 24/7 if he damn well wants to reading every minute detail of every ancient text. 

While Bella and Edward were having their drama, some old vamp in Italy may well have been just breaking into the archives at 3am to read shit about Ancient Romans preferring ferrets to cats. 

[mishidraws]

so these jerks are characters I designed for a class project.