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Welcome to my art blog, I blog my art, and also reblog a whole bunch of artist tips that I ostensibly save for future reference but usually don't refer to again. Consider visiting my Ko-fi if you like my art! https://ko-fi.com/E1E4GLVY

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[roberttingle]

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

[elvensilk]

like there are so many fun medieval hair and headgear options, it's so boring just seeing loose beachy waves meant to appeal to 21st century beauty standards

put that hot prince in a gay little hood with an ostrich feather or so help me god

[evilscientist3]

Man, from an objective perspective the opening chapters of Journey to the West really are just some Dwarf Fortress Shit happening to the Jade Emperor

[evilscientist3]

>be me, jade emperor >chilling in the sky one day >suddenly a ray of light flashes across heaven >owmyeyes.jpg >send lieutenants to investigate >some sort of monkey has hatched from a stone egg and its eyes lasered across the universe >sort of weird. well whatever >342 years pass (heaven time: 11 months) >suddenly get complaints from the dragon kings and the underworld kings at the same time >the fucking monkey from earlier has somehow mastered daoism, become an immortal, really rudely requested arms from the dragon kings, and then stormed the palace of the underworld to render all monkeys undying >ohfuck.png >gold star of venus suggests giving it a job to get it to calm down >might work >put it in charge of the heavenly stables >ffw a week >monkey learns its office is of the lowest possible level >immediately flips official banquet table and ragequits heaven >ohfuck2.png >send army to confront monkey >immediately defeats vanguard general and supreme commander's second in command >monkey demands to be granted the title of Great Sage Equal to Heaven >beats going to war with it >send gold star again to bring it back >grant it title and give it a residence >ffw a while again >monkey spends all its time wandering around and schmoozing with other immortals >give it a job looking after the immortal peaches so it doesnt get too chummy >ffw to day after immortal peach festival >receive complaint from queen mother about all the best peaches being eaten off the tree >ohfuck3.png >some motherfucker also went in, magicked all the attendants to sleep, and raided the wine and delicacies >ohfuck4.png >lao zi complains someone ate all his elixir tablets >ohfuck5.png >barefoot immortal comes to complain >fucking monkey faked an imperial decree to divert him to the middle of nowhere >OHFUCK6.PNG >it was all fucking him >mfw this pointless animal has ruined fucking everything

[chantilly8-deactivated20250712]

#True

[mon3trs]

i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)

[chromaticshift]

i miss her (ttrpg character i never got to play)

[justdrawtheworld]

I miss her (ttrpg character)

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[catwif3]

twice now in the past week i have successfully staved off the desire to order chinese by way of this simple cabbage recipe which embodies most of the things i am usually seeking in terms of flavor and vibe from the chinese restaurant (esp when paired with freezer dumplings or buns i can toss in the steamer but also i have just done chx strips on rice with it) and now i recommend it to you all

Chinese Sauteed Cabbage with Vinegar Sauce (醋溜卷心菜)

My Chinese Sauteed Cabbage is a quick and satisfying veggie dish for any occasion. The cabbage is tender and slightly sweet, while the vineg

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[retellingthehobbit]

Follow me: Patreon/ Email Mailing List Find the full comic: Website /Webtoon /A03 / Tumblr First chapter / Previous / Next (coming TBD)

I shared most of my thoughts in the translator's notes, but-- thank you again for reading! You can support all of my art/help me pay for my Adobe susbcriptions on Patreon -- and because Social Media websites are so funky and unstable lately, I recommend subscribing to my email newsletter mailing list here! I also have a website where you can see all the chapters ;'3-- or you can find them at any of the links above! Thank you all so much again! This comic started on Tumblr and I'm glad I can still post it here :'3

[bishonenspit]

Patalliro anime postcards by Toei (1982)

[aleisters]

draw your fave wrestler like this

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

it’s that time of the year

[spudinacup]

you guys want me to celebrate Christmas on tumblr? 

This is the only holiday rituals I will celebrate

[pheonixqueen]

Saved this since January!

[belladonnaprice-deactivated2025]

[elfwreck]

I had to try several different searches to find this.

2 cups dried milk (nonfat or whole)

1 cup cocoa powder, unsweetened (up to 1½ c for more chocolate flavor)

1 tsp salt

2 tbl cornstarch (or other thickener: arrow root, rice flour)

2 cups powdered sugar (3 if you like it sweeter)

Mix with whisk until it's blended and has no visible lumps.

To prepare: 1-2 tbl per 8 oz of water.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

y'all he ain't kidding

I just made this eggnog

it's so fucking good

the original recipe doesn't have alcohol but I added in some fireball (which means I didn't need the cloves or cinnamon)

I actually couldn't find the recipe online anywhere so I had to just take notes from the tiktok, I did have to guess a couple things tho because he doesn't always specify exact measurements

I'll put the recipe as I did it under a cut, in case anyone wants to use it

EDIT: I have made some improvements to this recipe based on my family's feedback over the past couple years

5 egg yolks (save the whites)

slowly whisk in 3/4 cup sugar

2 cups milk 1 cup heavy cream to a pot

scald milk/cream mix

add half the cream mix to the egg/sugar mix

add combined mix back to pot

low heat until thick

1/2 cup fireball

two caps of vanilla

beat egg whites

1/2 tbsp sugar

beat again

fold egg whites into the rest of the mix

stir

leave in fridge to chill

serve with a teeny tiny sprinkle of nutmeg and cinnamon on top

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

I always know the christmas season has truly begun when this starts getting notes again

also after some experimentation over the years I have now updated the recipe!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[qwertyprophecy]

You are the Dark Queen—the most powerful being of your entire universe. Your lair is breached by an aspiring hero—a pitiful thing, easily crushed.

Except they keep coming back.

PLAY ON ITCH.IO

[prince-sarah]