Vampire gf who lives in a dork gothic caste but it has it cleaned for you, getting rid of the horrid spider weds that have been festering for hundreds of years.
Vampire gf who makes a "human room" for you because she's been undead so long she doesn't remember what humans need anymore and is scared that her home will be to cold for you.
Vampire gf who doesn't have a phone or electricity. or even good pluming.
Vampire gf whom lived alone for so long she's not used to wearing clothes around her castle
Vampire gf who is completely unaware of current day social norms and is shocked to find out about shaving.
vampire gf who does her makeup with fruit juice bc she doesn't know about current day cosmetics nor does who care.
Vampire gf who is shocked by the idea of women wearing pants
vampire gf who has kept herself for the last hundred years busy by reading. she has a beautiful library however some of the books cant be touched without turning to dust