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PC scribbles on the Roll20 map with @djkalis and @kimlime-pie while @waffuruki worked on his upcoming oneshot.
More under the cut.
Kimi: I'm using text-to-speech so that I can pay attention to where I'm walking. Ophe: Try character names.
Aeollis: Aeolus iOS eyeless
Ahminah: Amina Mina a miner mine or
Arimth: Aramis air a myth air a missed everence a rims a rimmed a r e mist
Arkos: Archos Archos Arc acos acorn Argo
Fharomi: For real me farro pharaoh fire home me Ferrum harem bottom Rosemead follow me sorrow me
Ganren: Cameron Gann rim Rin lime Cameron Cameron conran gone wren
Hallr: Holler haha hello hella Paul's Halls hell are
Harniel: Corneal hard kneel harness eel
Hohomuchi: Hamachi how much key ho ho would you hoe matcha who ho mucha
Ivalde: Evolve evil evil Dead evolve evald eat
Issalya: Azalea is Alia Italia Eastside Ella
Kaigas: Tyga's Kai gas tiger k Gaga Tyga
Kehal: Cal kill Que Paul how teal Hal
Mahift: My shift my heft my Heath might have mighty ma ha ifft
Seitricia: Say Tricia Patricia Citrus shot citrus
Sergio: Said he'll Sergio Sergio sir do d g i
Serrak: Ciroc The Rock Zurich sac Cirque
Shuto: Shooter shooter Shoe Town shooter shooter shooter
Veika: Vega fake faker vodka V Vail fail cake
Yuena: You Anna you and Anna Una Yuna You Aina Wayna
Zeenyx: Xenyx Phoenix Xanax Z Nick Xanax Nifty Zenna
Zixsom: Vixen 6 zom Sissy Tom 6 Dom 6 song
@kimlime-pie @djkalis @drowsybun @lazzuderp @waffuruki @comet-seles @kumoninja @nekoeza
Jagare x PokeGo Crossover
Ophe: Hey I never wanted to be at the very top, just wanna be support haha.
Kimi: C'mon what happened to 'I WANNA BE... THE VERYYY BEST'?
Ophe: It's easier to know something about everything than to know everything about something.
Kimi: Cheh... that's the kinda Mystic attitude that leads to nothing but information and no power...
Deej: Oh please like Valors are any better. Ya'll flail around your might with no direction.
Ophe: PFFT you talking shit about Mystic attitude, Valor?
Kimi: Flail with flaire at least.
Deej: Ooh, Imma watch this.
Ophe: Flair*
Deej: LMAO
Kimi: //shoves veggie chip straws up y'all's nostrils
Deej: The Mystic goes for a spelling error.
Deej: The Valor responds with violence.
Ophe: I'M CHUCKLING ALOUD ON THE BUS.
Deej: The Mystic has snapped and is trying to stifle an Evil Laugh.
Kimi: Oh no, shes corrupting.
Ophe: Please this is nowhere near snapping.
Deej: Like the creepy mastermind that the Mystic is, she denies accusations of madness.
Ophe: Though this implies the Valor had snapped long ago considering how unable she is of holding in reactions.
Deej: The Valor is unresponsive.
Deej: The count starts.
Deej: 10
Deej: 9
Deej: 8
Deej: 7
Deej: 6
Deej: 5
Ophe: Why are you being the commentator?
Deej: 4
Deej: 3
Deej: 2
Kimi: Hm......
Kimi: Mercator Maps are the most accurate map mankind has.
Ophe: ...
Ophe: Okay you've crossed the line.
Deej: She went for a taunt! Typical Valor behavior. Classic move.
Kimi: //cant breathe //wheezing
Deej: The Valor is out of breath like a sweaty maniac. This is normal folks.
Ophe: Have I mentioned the argument that the Mercator projection perpetuates white supremacy and belittlement of PoC on a subliminal level?
Kimi: derp. brain. not compute
Deej: The Mystic veers into social issues. Risky move, though possibly effective in making the Valor uncomfo-- and there it is.
Deej: An effective hit.
Kimi: Actually I recall lessons describing the unfair placement of continents in their map prominence.
Deej: Will the Valor recover?
Kimi: And placement.
Ophe: The higher latitudes get exaggerated in size in the Mercator projection.
Kimi: (Will the Instinct do anything other than blabber?)
Ophe: Hence why Europe and Greenland are huge. Mexico is actually about a third larger than Alaska but you could never tell with the Mercator map.
Kimi: Inaccurate warping of landmass size.
Deej: The conversation has dived into intellectual discourse.
Deej: Mystic takes the round! //rings bell
Kimi: Valor get distract. Want information.
Deej: //goes to make a coconut smoothie
Ophe: //victorious fist raise
Kimi: AND INSTINCT DOES NOTHING, what a surprise.
Deej: //snort
Ophe: Instinct is distracted by mundane things like smoothies.
Ophe: ...cannabis has been shown to work for some patients and sometimes is the only reasonable solution
Ophe: What do you think about using it for medical cases
Kimi: Yes
Bakery of the Sea
Kimi: incidentally, i had pancakes for breakfast
Igel: manta rays are pancakes of the sea
Kimi: theyre the kites of the sea
Kimi: flounders or molamolas or sand dollars are the pancakes of the sea
Ophe: this conversation is becoming more and more inane
Ophe: I love it
Igel: flatheads are flatcakes of the sea
Igel: whales are breadloaves
Laz: molamola cant be pancakes
Ophe: whalesharks are pides of the sea
Kimi: what are they then, potato chips of the sea?
Laz: prolly
Ophe: I can't believe you guys are comparing sea creatures to baked goods
Ophe: storge, philia, eros, agape
sleepdrunk!Kimi: stork, feels, arrow, grapes
Sketch of Araceli Aethiria, @kimlime-pie’s Wizard in ToS, featured here in her Linker outfit.
Once in a while I feel like drawing other people’s characters… uvu
~1.5 hours