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lmaooooo mack wants that C so bad. like soooooooo bad

the burning question ofc: is will gonna be in vancouver for halifax 2.0: grouse grind edition next month? did misa not mention him bc of the willmisa blood feud/hate sex which means any mention of will can only be eked out through gritted teeth? or bc he assumed that ofc will was gonna be there w mack, much like the presence of sand is assumed on a beach? OR bc the Great Divorce is actually real and the wackles have us all out here looking like fools posting abt their forever love when actually mack banged a blonde sorority girl at marmon while making eye contact w will and then slurred dont worry smit youre prettier than her and now neither of them have texted each other all summer and will is trying his catholic hardest to pretend that vancouver, the place, does not exist

#funniest to me would be if will and mack are not speaking rn and they didnt even get to fuck abt it first #their dumb emotionally stunted clinically repressed selves just did some bizarre psychosexual version of proxyfucking #at least 3 steps removed from touching each others dicks bc hockey!#and even that was too much for their little hockey hearts to handle #knowing them it will probably just be option 2. but i hope its at least option 1 so we get SOME tension out of this #even if the tension is willmisa which we all knew #btw the thought of mack getting captain tips from sid during worlds. not just for team canada but for the sharks. is v endearing to me #i DO have a job that i need to lock back into #but god the narries!! i am a big fan of divorce era willmack bc the sign of a really good ship is when they dont talk anymore #see eg richiecarts THE ship of all time #vancouver training camp #vancouvergate #macklin celebrini #mc71 #michael misa #podcast interviews #young core #will smith hockey #wsh2 #willmack #271 #2026 offseason

i think mis probably mentioned those 3 because they’re from ontario so likely the same flight ? a wm divorce would be So juicy tho

same flight and also misa has never forgiven will for not being impressed by his 89 golf score and being overly good at blowjobs!

but also as @valoaa once said we as a fandom have massively neglected how mack's clear daddy issues could manifest as a deepseated need for control and desire to possess authority bc like. imagine mack with his whiny lil voice cosplaying his best rick celebrini impression: now grind the grouse again. and again. and AGAIN! if you ask when we're done that's 5 more reps. excise your pain and suffering from your mind and focus only on the sweet delights of victory. u guys are throwing up already?? weak. why aren’t you vomming w more JOY

he is ofc 1000% worse and completely unbearable abt it (a la rick after a bad day at work) bc will hasnt texted him once all summer. even after worlds. not that mack wanted him to text! but well. it was pretty shitty of smitty not to text. like if he was gonna text after milan. he shouldve texted after switzerland too. you cant just set a precedent and not keep it. dada says that all the time.

meanwhile dickie misa and the rest of the "great group of young guys" are actively vomming into vancouver flora and racking their last remaining braincells for a way to abduct will from the loving and protective arms of his boston boys and forcibly engineer the best and raunchiest makeup sex of all time