#vanity cards

[todd--chavez]

boxer vs raptor duh nuh nuh nuh nuhnuh

Oh also from Bojack creator’s twitter: 

[vanity-cards]

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Этот пост содержит мини-эссе Чака Лорре. В первую очередь, эссе будут расшифрованы дословно. Если в эссе есть проблема с сомнительным содержанием, мы исправим ее. Все эссе можно найти на сайте: http://chucklorre.com/

[ilove2draw2008]

if i had a vanity card it would be this. Feel free to use

[thywillowtree]

I just love how Chuck Lorre noticed and credited Emery who curated his vanity cards.

[elm0sh]

When Chuck Lorre won the Golden Globes and it was reflected in his vanity cards that week

[afootinadoor]

Vanity Card #512 “Life Better” I Guess is a pretty good title.

I've long believed that my vanity cards should not just be used for light entertainment. Every once in awhile a card should be written that aspires to make life better for everyone who takes the time to read it. This is one of those cards. After years of struggle, I've finally figured out how to eat cookies in bed without getting crumbs all over the place. The trick is to break the cookies into small bite-sized pieces while still in the box or bag, then, and only then, pop the pieces into your mouth. Get it? There are no crumbs because the cookies are never bitten, they're only chewed. Of course, there is some downside risk. Whenever you bring an entire box or bag of cookies into bed, there is a strong likelihood that you will eat every cookie in the box or bag. This means that your bed, while crumb free, will be filled with regret. Not to worry. In a future vanity card I will explain how to handle regret. Like cookies, it involves breaking it into bite-sized pieces.

[ktgrl]

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #56 Let's try a little experiment. Turn and look at someone near you -- a loved one, a friend, a co-worker, a stranger -- it doesn't really matter. Now, as you look at this person, consider this: he or she is a completely unique, never - before - in - the - history - of - the - universe - has - there - been - anyone - exactly - like - this - person... person. Reflect on the fact that you are gazing at an impossibly complex and totally original work of art which will never be duplicated. I'm sure you see where I'm going with this. We so easily lose sight of how truly magnificent we are. Which is something to keep in mind if you chose to look at a stranger for this exercise. Even though he's looking back at you with grinning, spittle-covered lips that are a miraculous construct of living tissue -- even though perverse thoughts of what he'd like to do to you are racing through a meat-based computer that no Pentium chip will ever approximate, he is a masterpiece. If he were hanging in a museum, a security guard would most likely tell you, "Don't touch."

Chuck Lorre

[beenposh]

"i think that if you got to know me, your loathing would melt away and, in time, blossom into indifference."

Chuck Lorre, #455