#vappyonz posts

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i’m in hysterics

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I've been ruined for breath by tears. I just cannot live without my precious child bird slave anymore. Replaying breath, finally got my paraglider, and all I can do is glide?? how medieval. I need to be propelled forward 10 feet by unpaid child-labor as often as possible or else. This is so inefficient and lame. If I don't get my bird slave back I'm letting the apocalypse happen.

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me, watching the lord of the rings at age thirteen: Sam and Frodo are gay. they have repressed romantic feelings for each other and there can be no other explanation for their relationship.

me, watching the lord of the rings now: Sam and Frodo definitely love each other, but romantic love is not the only type of love that is out there, and platonic love can be just as strong as romantic love if not more so. It's important to acknowledge that this depth of love is not limited to romantic relationships alone, and the idea that anyone who shows that level of care for another must have romantic feelings for that person, is false and toxic. we can let relationships stay platonic, it doesn't make them any lesser than if they were romantic. Legolas and Gimli, however,

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My Fave Ideas for Cat's Names:

(or other animal's names)

Mai: short for Mailbox

Rasputin

Mau: short for Mausoleum

Switchboard

Vasilisa the Beautiful

Wii U

Cabbage Man

Turtle

Communist

Tabby: short for Tablet

Arson

Pumpkin: short for Pumpkin Spice Latte

Matchbox

Tennessee Whiskey

Bongwater

Scrapbook

Broomy: short for Broom handle

Candle

Candy: short for Candlestick

Joy: short for Joystick

Feminist

Crim: short for Criminal Offense

Tity: short for Identity Theft

Crow

Spira: short for Conspiracy Theory

Floppy Disc

Laptop

Viola: short for Violation of Railroad Safety Regulations (my fave)

Audie: short for Audience

Note: short for Notorious

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One of those "your first fictional crush vs your most recent" vids appeared on my feed again recently and I was making fun of them with my friend. and all was fun and well and then I remembered my first fictional crush was this man:

I've been humbled. I'm going home everyone.

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thinkin about glory by bastille and like your entire life being offered different convenient belief systems to negate the fear of death being truly the end, and chosing instead to say even if that's the case, the love I've found here with the people around me makes worrying about a higher purpose/meaning to it all not matter. That life's imperfect and so are we but we're alive, we're here, I love you and because of that it becomes easy to live in the present without worrying about such things.

like looking death in the face and saying that just because it ends doesn't mean it's any less significant.

,i'm not okay,, i'm not

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Never make coffee at 4:30am bc you're tired of being tired but not being able to fall asleep it's the coward's way out and god will know and punish you for it

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They’re trying to make Pinterest more and more unusable but unfortunately for them I’m far more mentally ill and determined than they could ever have imagined.