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MCU AU but like- Is Tommy a straight up chicken? Like is his power just being a chicken? chickeninnit?

More like Avian but sure. We can call him Chickeninnit even though he can fly well. It funny and everyone teases him about it.

blue, roof, clementine, seaweed, soulmates, notebook.

Blue: Wtf are you doing?? Go the fuck to sleep!!!

1. It's only 6pm. 2. No <3

Roof: You dumb bitch. Idk what you did but I have bail money

I probably burned down a transphobes house. Or murdered a transphobe. Or both.

Probably both.

Clementine: You are not a fruit. You are the entire fruit salad

Why thank you

Seaweed: Unmistakably strange and mystifying, with a fond undercurrent

My life goal has been achieved

Soulmates: I am on one knee. I have a ring in my hand. Please say yes

As long as you're ok with moving to an abandoned castle in Scotland and becoming a vampire with me, then fuck yeah

Notebook: Seems closed off but is actually sappy af

Oh fuck, you figured it out

Would you like to hear my pitch for a paw patrol CW show?

Varian please your old grandma has seen it all, go ahead

Ello, may I have some blue? Or do you want some? Everyone can have blue :D

Baa! (I would like blue! Blue for everyone!)

I am not anoning this. This needs to be said.

(Caps TW)

YOU ARE ALL AMAZING AND GREAT AND I APPRECIATE YOU ALL

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟💝💘💖💗💓💞💕🤎🤍🖤💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

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Daaaaad a lady crossed the street because of my makeup again T^T

Was it the same lady? Cause if so, I'll fight her for you

It took me a bit to decide what to send you-

so I've decided to send you seals.

<3

Have a great rest of ur day :D

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH

Grandma did dad tell you?

About…what?

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