#variant quotes

[variant-nightwing16]

Roy: why don’t we just call Jason, this is his territory

Dick: it’s not like Jason is-

Dick, sniffing suddenly: oh he’s already here, never mind.

Jason, coming around the corner: What the hell, did you just sniff me out?

Dick: yea? I’ve always been able to do that, it’s not that difficult to do.

Jason:

Roy:

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Ellipsus the platform you are 🫶

(also known as Elias the feminist king)

(overlay picture is not mine btw! I got it off Pinterest months ago)

[variant-nightwing16]

Damian, Tim, Steph, and Jason fighting about which one of them is Dick's favorite Robin and Jason has a eureka moment, he grins evilly at all of them.

Jason: I am Dickiebird's favorite, none of you can actually argue with me on this for a reason.

Tim: yea? what's that reason

Jason: Dick gave me Robin personally >:} Damian: *was given Robin by Alfred* ....

Tim: *stole Robin* ....

Steph: *Tim gave her Robin* ....

[variant-nightwing16]

Dick: hey Duke, come here I wanna try something.

Duke, walking up to him: yea what’s up

Dick, grabbing him and shaking him slightly:

Duke: what was that f- *starts glowing faintly*

Dick:

Duke:

Dick: huh, so you do work like a glow stick.

Duke: ….how

[variant-nightwing16]

Talon!Dick, minding his business: hmm

Roy: hey Grayson? Why is Jason the only one who can call you by name

Talon!Dick, slowly turning to him: because I don’t fucking like any of you

Roy: *chokes on his spit*

Everyone else: *offended faces*

Artemis: *fucking losing it in the background*

[variant-nightwing16]

Discowing, arms crossed: someone will die-

Jaybin, hanging on Dick’s shoulders: -of fun!

_Years later_

Jason, arms crossed: someone will die-

Dick, hanging on Jason’s shoulders: -of fun.

[variant-nightwing16]

Pre-n52 Tim and post-n52 Tim meet:

Pre!Tim: so let me get this straight, you let Jason punch Dick in the face.

Post!Tim: well I-

Pre!Tim: not only that, you didn’t even bother looking into his death like you did Bruce.

Post!Tim: that’s uncalled-

Pre!Tim: AND! Instead of being happy that our big brother is alive, you’re being a little bitch about him going undercover TO PROTECT YOU AND YOUR IDENTITY.

Post!Tim: ….

Pre!Tim: how can you call yourself his biggest fan if you act like this?!

[variant-nightwing16]

Tim, staring at the scene in front of him: you don’t…think you have a problem do you?

Jason, has been laying on the ground for four hours: no, why do you ask

Tim: Jason you’ve been in the same position for awhile, that’s why I asked, you need to get up.

Jason, snapping a glare towards him: Dickie finally fell asleep, I’m not ruining this chance pretender.

Dick, whose been turned into a small fox: *sleeping peacefully on Jason’s chest*