Variations under domestication is such a ridiculous episode I love it
Literally right off the bat before the credits you have Alison whacking her husband in the face with a golf club
Then there's Sarah jumping out the window in her bra
The Craft Room of Terror™
Potluck upstairs and torture downstairs
YOOOO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
"Teddy? Is that all you can handle?"
"How should I know charity? Why don't you go check the cRACKER CUPBOARD"
"Chad shut your stupid mouth and feed the kids"
LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
Vic on the receiving end of a nail gun jeez
Aynsley’s like wtf is going on
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POISONED BOTTLE WHO KNOWS????
literally my favorite episode