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Rolan: I am going to need you to swear-

Rand : Fuck.

Rolan:

Rolan: ...swear as in promise.

Store Worker (ig Billy Mays 😭): *paging over intercom* Would a Mr. Deep please come to the front desk?

Rolan, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Rand and Kian*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Rand and Kian, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Rolan: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Individual BITB Quotes:

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Kian: How does sucking dick one time make me gay? If I cook one time am I a fucking chef?

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Rand: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

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Rolan: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

Kian: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Rand : "If"

Rolan: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and he might not even die.

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